Seine Jokes

Funniest Seine Short Jokes

Short seine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The seine humour may include short serge jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the crazy person that that fell into the French river? He was in Seine.
   (Ignore the second that)
2. What did Julius Caesar say when the French tribesmen rebelled against him? I can't believe you had the Gaul to do this.
   You're driving me in-Seine. I can't handle this Rhine now.
3. Jumping in a river I jumped in a river in Paris. It was freezing.
   I must have been in-Seine
4. Why are there so many more kids working in fishing than on ranches? Because everyone knows children should be seine and not herd.
5. When I was in Paris I got rip-roaring drunk and fell off a bridge into the river It was in Seine
6. What happened to the thief in Paris who jumped into the river to try to escape the police? He was found criminally in Seine.
7. What did the Englishman say to the Frenchman that was skinny-dipping in a river? Are you in Seine?
8. A wife dragged her husband to their marriage counselor appointment with his fishing net. "Do you see what I have to put up with," the wife says.
   "Yes," said the counselor. "He's obviously in seine."
9. A couple decided to go skinny dipping in Paris during a cold winter night. Everyone called them in Seine.
10. A man jumps into a river in paris. His friend is shocked and asks "What are you doing?". The man says "I'm in Seine!"

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Seine One Liners

Which seine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seine? I can suggest the ones about stein and porpoise.

1. If you jumped off a bridge in Paris You'd be In seine
2. What do you call a person swimming in Paris' waters in winter? In *Seine*.
3. "There's a guy that jumped off the Pont Neuf!" He must be in Seine.
4. Confucius say: Man who jump off bridge in Paris is in-Seine.
5. Are you from Paris? -Cause you are driving me In-Seine
6. Not all rivers run through Paris Just Seine
7. I plan to swim all the way to Paris my friends think I'm In-Seine.
8. I went on a boat trip around Paris, ...it was in-seine!
9. I was going to divert the river to flood Paris... But I didn't want to cause a Seine.
10. What do you call a Parisian who commits s**...? In-Seine.

Rib-Tickling Seine Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about seine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean french jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make seine pranks.