Segregation Jokes

6 segregation jokes and hilarious segregation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about segregation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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The Funniest Segregation Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

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Im not racist but... I will always believe in one activity that is better off segregated into w**... and colored.


A South African actor walks into his managers office (original joke)

Looking for a job. His manager thinks about it and says "we only have one role available at the moment, it's a short film about segregation"
The actor replies "great, that sounds like a-part-heid take"

TIL that curling used to be coed...

But the decision was made to segregate because the committee felt the female members had an unfair advantage, being naturally better sweepers.

If I owned a restaurant back in the era of racial segregation, do you know what our motto would be?

"The customer's always white."

We can all agree that segregation was wrong and separate but equal was horrible. But we can all agree it works wonders...

On eyebrows.

My college still practices segregation.

We have two types of printers, colored and black and white.

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