The Best 7 Segment Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Segment jokes. There are some segment skit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these segment slice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Segment Jokes and Puns

Recently, a group of scientists discovered...

a subclass of ant has a genetic mutation that makes them grow larger than average, DESPITE missing a jointed segment on their legs. This same mutation also causes them to have an aversion to dairy-based foods, even with their high based sugar content.

TL;DR lack-toes-in-taller-ants

A man heard a talk show was looking for people with unusual talents

When he showed up to audition for the segment the talk show host asked him what talent he was going to perform. The man explained "I imitate birds." The talk show host laughed, waving him away saying "thousands of people can imitate birds. We want something nobody has ever seen before." The man shrugged, flapped his arms, and flew away.

SNL should parody CNN by having Tina Fey be a news correspondent delivering headlines from a canoe.

They call the segment "Fey Canoes."

The Today show did a segment on Michael J. Fox this morning.

All the pictures were blurry.

Why doesn't Ellen have a cooking segment?

She's always eating out


Russian TV

Russian TV News Anchor:

And now, our viewers favorite news segment: bad news from America ...

I heard a great segment on AM radio today...

It was a rare medium, well done.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the segment fey jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working segment section piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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