Seeks Jokes
29 seeks jokes and hilarious seeks puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about seeks that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short seeks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The seeks humour may include short seeking jokes also.
- A man crosses the mexican border seeking better living conditions for his family. Then his constituency calls for him to resign as a senator from Texas.
- Where is the worst place to hide if you are having a game of hide and seek in a hospital ? The ICU
- My dad and I play hide and seek a lot to beat each other's record. My record is 2 hours until he found me. His record is 20 years and still counting.
- I'm trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament for a while, but it is not easy. Good players are hard to find.
- Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
- My dad and I play hide and seek all the time. My record was 3 hours until my dad found me. His record is 20 years and still counting.
- I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but failed. Good players are hard to find.
- "I need help with this crossword," yelled my girlfriend, almost in tears. "9 letters, another word for 'concentration'. I think she's seeking attention.
- I am trying to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it is turning out to be really difficult. Good players are hard to find.
- I was double majoring in cloning and hide-and-seek But I had to take a year off to find myself.
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Seeks One Liners
Which seeks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seeks? I can suggest the ones about sought and begs.
- I'm addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp.
- what do you do when you're addicted to seaweed? Seek Kelp.
- Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? Mountains peak.
- Why don't orphans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
- Why is Kevin Spacey bad at hide and seek? He comes out at the wrong time.
- Why do women over 30 stop playing hide and seek? Because nobody is looking for them.
- I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek league. Good players are hard to find.
- What do you call a blonde in a closet? Last years hide and seek champion
- I tried to organize a hide and seek tournament. But good players are hard to find.
- Why should women over 30 never play hide and seek? Because no one is looking for them
- Why do accordionists never play hide and seek? They’re always found out.
- I wanted to make a team for a Pro Hide and Seek Game But good players are hard to find
- What's a skeleton in a closet? A hide and seek winner.
- Why don't ladybugs play hide and seek? They always get spotted!
- Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek? They've never been spotted.
Laughter Seeks Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about seeks you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inquires jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make seeks pranks.
A hundred year old couple seeks a divorce.
A hundred year old couple enters a lawyers office. After inviting them to sit he asks what he can do for them. They tell him they are seeking to divorce. The lawyer is puzzled and asks how long they've been married for. 79 long years the woman replies. The man adds that they've been deeply unhappy and disinterested in each other for many decades.
The lawyer is a bit shocked and asks why after all this time have they chosen to get divorced.
The ancient couple exchange a glance and the man says well...we just thought we should wait till the children were dead.
Below is an ad that appeared in The Atalanta Journal.
Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips; cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call this number and ask for Dixie.
(Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever)
A man walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying: 'Man seeks woman to date.'
He was asked: "Do you want to insert it today?"
Man: "Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?
Most successful personal ad in the UK ever
Old, fat, bald, poor man seeks woman. HAVE AIR CON
Turns out there are hundreds of woman in my area who want to meet me right now!
A lumberjack has s**... with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ruining her cheese company
*I Came. I Saw. I Con Curd.*
A rabbit seeks for his hole in a Czech pub
Apparently all the holes are taken up
What's the Difference Between an American Anorexia Patient and a British Anorexia Patient?
One develops an illness, starts losing pounds, and seeks treatment; the other develops an illness, seeks treatment, and starts losing pounds.
iphone designer seeks help from god
* *iphone7 designer*:your highness show us the path to create the most unique and powerful phone the world will ever see
* *God*:arrg,why don't you just **j**...!!!**
* designer:wow,that could really work
Can I .. ?
A man walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying:
'Man seeks woman to date.'
He was asked: "Do you want to insert it today?"
Man: "Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?"
With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan...
Once you go black, you never go back.
Carson 2016
What do you call a dinosaur who seeks to be one with the universe?
Philosopher raptor
A Gentlemen always seeks for the best
And thus he remains single and clean shaven throughout his life.
Gillette The best a man can get..
Newspaper personal advertisement section:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Will lick you all over. Call (x**...) x**...-xxxx and ask for Daisy.
*Over the week over 1,500 men from all over the country called for Daisy the Black Labrador Retriever.*
A Priest Dies and Goes to Heaven...
A priest dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says to him, "Welcome to Heaven; for your devout service to God, we have your accommodations ready."
It was a one room shack. His neighbor, a cab driver, had a stately mansion.
Weeks go by, and the priest seeks out St. Peter again. "I don't mean to complain, but I don't understand why my living quarters are sparse, when compared to that of my neighbor."
"Oh, that's simple," said St. Peter. "You put your congregation to sleep with your sermons. The cabbie, on the other hand, made his passengers pray with his driving."
