Seek Jokes
134 seek jokes and hilarious seek puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about seek that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Feel like taking a break from your everyday life? Come find some laughs and make some jokes here! We bring you a selection of hide and seek-themed jokes that will put a smile on your face. Whether you're the hide-er, find-er, or the seeker of refuge, we've got jokes to fit all types. Get ready to giggle!
Funniest Seek Short Jokes
Short seek jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The seek humour may include short search jokes also.
- A man crosses the mexican border seeking better living conditions for his family. Then his constituency calls for him to resign as a senator from Texas.
- Where is the worst place to hide if you are having a game of hide and seek in a hospital ? The ICU
- My dad and I play hide and seek a lot to beat each other's record. My record is 2 hours until he found me. His record is 20 years and still counting.
- I'm trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament for a while, but it is not easy. Good players are hard to find.
- Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
- My dad and I play hide and seek all the time. My record was 3 hours until my dad found me. His record is 20 years and still counting.
- "I need help with this crossword," yelled my girlfriend, almost in tears. "9 letters, another word for 'concentration'. I think she's seeking attention.
- I was double majoring in cloning and hide-and-seek But I had to take a year off to find myself.
- Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
- Do you know 25% of woman are seeking help for mental issues? That means 75% are not getting the help they need
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Seek One Liners
Which seek one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seek? I can suggest the ones about quest and request.
- I'm addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp.
- Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? Mountains peak.
- Why don't orphans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
- Why is Kevin Spacey bad at hide and seek? He comes out at the wrong time.
- Why do women over 30 stop playing hide and seek? Because nobody is looking for them.
- What do you call a blonde in a closet? Last years hide and seek champion
- Why do accordionists never play hide and seek? They’re always found out.
- What's a skeleton in a closet? A hide and seek winner.
- Why don't ladybugs play hide and seek? They always get spotted!
- Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek? They've never been spotted.
- What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? Last year's winner of hide and seek
- What do you call a Venn diagram seeking revenge? A Venn dettagram
- Seeking 1 night stand Possibly two since I have two lamps
- Animals in the jungle played hide and seek, and always… the leopard was spotted!
- Have you heard about the champion of hide and seek? Me Neither
Hide Seek Jokes
Here is a list of funny hide seek jokes and even better hide seek puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I think my dad and I have the best relationship ever We've been playing Hide n Seek for nearly 22 years and I still can't find him!
- Why did Loki throw a tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek? Because he was a Thor loser
- Sleeping with my wife is like playing Hide-and-Seek... I close my eyes, count to ten and say, "Ready or not, here I come."
- My idea of starting a professional Hide and Seek tournament was a total disaster. Good players are hard to find.
- I played hide seek as a kid and the ultimate winner hid so good we never found him. Years later they found him under a pile of dirt Turns out He won by a landslide
- When I was younger my parents used to play hide and seek with me. It's been 30 years and I still haven't found my dad.
- Came out to my parents at Christmas. Later that day my nephew asked to play hide and go seek. Now I'm back in the closet.
- Why don't husbands play hide and seek on Karwa Chauth? Because good luck hiding when your wife hasn't eaten all day!
- What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet? Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
- I won a game of hide and seek at the airport. I was hidden in plane sight.
Hide And Seek Jokes
Here is a list of funny hide and seek jokes and even better hide and seek puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why are snakes so bad at playing hide-and-seek? Because of their inability to count.
- Have you heard of the new senior board game? It's called "Alzhimers Hide 'N Seek".
It's single-player. - As a kid I got no respect , I played hide and seek They wouldn't even look for me
- It's all fun in games until someone calls the cops. Then it's hide and seek
- I tried to join the local hide and seek club today But I couldn't find them
- Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek? Daniel Morcombe
- I've started playing hide and go seek alone. I just really needed to find myself.
- What's another name for skeletons in the closet? Hide and seek champions.
- Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek? Haydn. [OC]
- I was playing hide and seek at the hospital... I kept ending up in ICU.
Hilarious Fun Seek Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about seek you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean search for jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make seek pranks.
What do you say to a kid in a wheelchair before playing hide and seek?
You can hide but you can't run
Back in my day we didn't call them school shootings
We called them surprise hide and seek
Police dog
One evening, a deputy in the canine division was dispatched to the scene of a possible burglary, where he discovered the back door of a building open. He let the dog out of his patrol car and commanded it to enter and seek. Jumping from the back seat, the dog headed for the building. After lunging through the doorway, the dog froze and backed out. My friend was puzzled until he investigated further. Then he noticed the sign on the building: "Veterinarian's Office."
What game do Jews hate to play?
Hide & Seek
Hide and seek.
A girl was teaching a boy about her own rules at hide and seek: "If you can find me in 20 minutes, you may hold my hand. If you can find me in 10 minutes, you may kiss me. If you can find me in 2, you may do whatever you want to me, and I always hide behind the fridge."
Married in the arctic circle
After 30 years of unfulfilling matrimony a crotchety old Alaskan couple finally decide to seek marriage counseling.
Upon the first meeting with their therapist they both sit down awkwardly on the couch, and pull back their Anorak hoods only to realize that they've been married to the WRONG person for the past 30 years.
The wife sighs, looks at the doctor and exclaims "It's like I've been trying to tell him doctor, I'm just not that Inuit."
Some ascetics were headed into the forest to meditate
and one shouts "hey budd, you gonna come seek enlightenment with us?"
"Namaste right here."
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A jaguar asked an colourful a**... with a big nose to join him in hide and seek...
Toucan play that game.
Tall guys of the world, unite! There are people who seek to discriminate against us!
Surely, you have noticed it by now. All over the Internet people are screaming about oppression and then saying, "#notallmen."
scientific joke
Scientists were playing hide and seek. Einstein was seeker.
Amongst the other scientists, Newton did not hide and stood in a 1 meter square.
Einstein: I found you Newton, I-spy
Newton: I am not Newton, as I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am newton per meter square: I am Pascal
!@#$%^&*()
What was the name of the pakistani hide and seek champion ?
'amhid'
When I was about 8, my mom would play hide and go seek with me..
She was really good, too. Mom, where are you?
Why should you wear leather when playing Hide and Seek?
Because it's made of hide.
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Having s**... with you is like playing hide and seek
After the first 60 seconds you yell "ready or not, here I come!"
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Losing game pieces s**......
Especially when it's hide and seek...
I'll never forget you, Brian..
what's green and lives in the cupboard??
last year's hide and go seek champion
Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?
Because they pikachu
I told my lawyer I wanted to seek the death penalty against my wife.
He said that's not how a divorce works.
This is a Science Joke: Boyle, Pascal and Newton wanted to play Hide and Seek
So Boyle closed his eyes and started counting, Pascal went to hide, and Newton just stood there and drew a square with a side of 1 meter.
When Boyle opened his eyes, he found Newton, and said "Newton I found you".
To which Newton Replied: "No I'm not Newton, I'm Pascal, Because Pa=N/m^2 "
I hate those who seek affirmation from others.
Upvote if you agree.
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What game do kids play in the Middle East?
j**... and seek!
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What's the difference between s**... and hide and seek?
Hide and seek I can count to ten before shouting, I'm coming ready or not!
Did you hear the one about the Atheist who played hide and seek with the Apostles?
He found Jesus.
Why didn't the guy with ADD seek help?
He was going to but then he got distracted
A man reached the top of the mountain and tells the sage atop it I seek one greater than the meaning of life itself.
The sage replies 43.
Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek.
Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them.
Pascal is no where to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a square drawn on the ground, a meter to a side.
Einstein says Newton, you're terrible, I've found you! Newton says No no, Einy. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!
My overzealous friends and I were playing hide & seek on our camping trip.
It was really in tents.
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What is a dog's favorite place to go for hide and seek?
***ROOF***
I seek to promote the welfare of a certain baked dish.
I'm a flanthropist.
What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates?
They both seek fortuna.
A horse walks into a bar.
It was about then the bartender decided he should seek help for his drug addiction.
What do these things have in common; chapstick, pencils, pens, hair ties, nail clippers, and socks?
They all almost never lose a game of hide and seek.
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[Nsfw] My uncle liked to play hide and seek with me
I called it n**... and afraid
Apparently, if new dots on your arm don't fade under a glass tumbler, you should seek medical advice without thinking.
Which makes it easier for me, as I'm terrible at making rash decisions.
Why did the dentist read Aristotle?
He wanted to study flossophy to seek the tooth.
I've been playing hide and seek with a roach for two days now.
He still hasn't found me since this morning. What a loser.
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I'm starting a tv show where I play hide and seek with my uncle.
I'm going to call it n**... and afraid.
I am so proud of my dad
he is the undisputed hide and seek champion.
Welcome to Self-victimization Addicts Anonymous.
I see everyone has come to seek help once again, and I must say I'm very disappointed.
A man was out on a fishing trip
When suddenly, he dropped one of his oars into the water, frustrated that he couldn't get the boat moving, he decided to seek help.
He saw someone with two beautiful women on his boat who also had a spare oar. "Excuse me, may I borrow one of your oars?" he yelled.
The man appeared offended, "thems ain't 'ores, thems me sisters!"
An old rabbi wants to leave the Soviet Union
So he goes to the emigration office. The clerk asks him why he wants to go.
Rabbi: There are two reasons. The first is that I'm afraid the Soviet Union will collapse someday. The people will then seek to blame someone for the crimes of Communism, and us Jews will become scapegoats once more.
Clerk: But this is nonsense, comrade. The Soviet Union can never fall.
Rabbi: Yeah, that would be the second reason.
What's your phones favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Who's the best hide and go seek player
Anne Frank
What fowl plays foul when playing hide and go seek?
A Peking duck
My life highlight was being crowned the hide and seek champion at my school, until they discovered I was cheating
I peaked early.
What's a bear's least favorite game to play with poachers?
Hide and seek
Which game does Dr Jekyll play best?
Hyde and seek
Why can't you play hide and seek in a Chinese restaurant?
Because of the Peking duck.
What was Beethoven's favorite children's game?
Hayden seek.
Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek.
It's Einstein's turn. He counts till ten and opens up his eyes.
Pascal is nowhere to be seen.
Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein with a chalk in his hand. He's sitting on a box he's drawn, one metre a side.
Einstein: Newton you're terrible, I can see you!
Newton: No No Einy, you've found one Newton per square metre. You've found Pascal!
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Have you ever seen the show n**... & Afraid?
It kinda reminds me of playing hide and seek with my uncle.
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m**... and Trouble are playing hide and seek
m**... goes and hide behind a police car. The ploice officer asks: "What is your name kid?" "m**..." says m**.... To which the officer awnsers: "are you looking for trouble?" "No, sir. Trouble's looking for me!
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3 reasons why my parents are bad at hide and seek.
1. They always hide in their bedroom.
2. They make too much noise.
3. my dad takes a pill that makes him think he is invisible and proceeds to take off his clothes
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Why radio lovers love to play hide and seek?
Because **RADIO OR NOT** here i come!
(Okay, that wasn't quite good)
Seeking jokes for my grandmother who has dementia
My 90 year old grandma is in an assisted living home due to her dementia. She has been feeling isolated (no visits due to Covid).
I have decided to start calling her everyday with a "Joke Of The Day" but I need your help with grandma friendly jokes.
All submissions are greatly appreciated (and any tips for connecting remotely with someone who has dementia and is unable to work any technology). Thank you in advance!
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What's something a guy can say while having s**... as well as while playing hide n seek?
Ready or not here I come.
