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- What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. deer nuts are always under a buck...
I'll see myself out now. - A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see youre nuts"
- A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap... Doctor: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
- A man visits his psychiatrist wearing only cellophane wrapped around his body The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts."
- A man walks into a psychiatrists with a pair of clingfilm underwear. Psychiatrist: I can clearly see you're nuts.
- A man walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor says; "Well I can clearly see you're nuts."
- Everyone I see looks like an almond! Most people think I'm crazy...
But I think they're nuts! - A guy goes to his psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but pants made out of Saran wrap. The doctor takes one look at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts"
- A man goes to see a psychiatrist wearing nothing but plastic shrink wrap for clothes. The doctor looks at him and says, Well, I can clearly see your nuts!
- A man walks in to a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but a pair of string y fronts. The psychiatrists looks the man up and down and says "Well i can clearly see your nuts"
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Which see these nuts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with see these nuts? I can suggest the ones about peanuts nuts and kinds of nuts.
- What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts.
I'll see myself out. - What do you call a pair of nuts on the wall? Walnuts!
I'll see myself out - What is the most allergic nut? The Ca.........shew!!!!!
I'll see myself out. - Did you see the fight between the walnut and the pecan? It was nuts.
- What's something you should never say to a feminist with allergies? "Wanna see my nuts?"
- How can you tell that a squirrel is male... If you can see his nuts
- What do you get when you click to see the punchline? DEEZ NUTS
- You should never trust your b**.... Because they're nuts. haha see what i did there?
- A man wrapped in plastic goes to visit his shrink... Dr: Well, I clearly see your nuts.
- What did the psychiatrist say to the nudist? Well, sir, I can clearly see you're nuts!
- Did you see the guy m**... into a crustacean? That's him in a nut shell.
- What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film? I can clearly see you're nuts
- What did one nut say to the other? Nut-thing!
....I'll see myself out.
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A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. "Captain," one of the passenger asks, "who is that man over there?"
"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes nuts every year when we pass him."
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Charlie Brown decided to wear transparent pants one day...
...and when Lucy saw him she said "I always thought you were a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but now I can plainly see your nuts."
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There are 4 levels of cheerios in this world.
The levels are, from bottom to top, regular, chocolate, honey nut, and the highest level is the status of Froot Loops. Jim is a regular old cheerio, and is unhappy with his life. So he studies for weeks and weeks, takes the test, and becomes a chocolate cheerio. He parties for a while, makes lots of new friends, but then becomes bored. So Jim studies for months and months to become a honey nut cheerio, takes the test, and becomes a honey nut cheerio. Life as a honey nut cheerio is much better, there are many more places to go, and many more things to see and do. But Jim is greedy, and needs more from life. So he studies for years and years to become a Froot Loop, the highest of the high positions on the social ladder. He takes the test, but fails. Jim becomes depressed, and thinks about s**..., but sees light at the end of the tunnel. So he studies even more, takes the test, and passes. Jim is ecstatic, and makes many more friends. He decides to throw a party, so he goes to the supermarket to get drinks. First he looks at beer, but the line for beer was too long, so he moves on. He goes to get juice, but the line there was also to long. He went to the punchline but there was none.
A teacher I had in high school told me this one. It may better when told out loud rather than read, but it's still funny.
A guy wearing nothing but plastic wrap walks into a psychiatrist's office.
The psychiatrist looks at the man and says,
"Well, I can clearly see your nuts"
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A man walks into an asylum wearing cellophane,
a doctor tells him, "I can clearly see your nuts."
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Guys: never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview...
They will clearly see your nuts.
John gets a Christmas parrot
John decided to get his wife a Christmas present. Maybe a puppy. Walking in to the pet store, he searches for the right puppy.
"Excuse me sir, are you looking for a Christmas present?" the clerk asked. "Yes, I think she would like a puppy," John replies.
"Here," motioning towards the back of the store, "we have a very special bird, Chet. He sings Christmas carols. See, light a match and hold it under his left foot." The parrot begins to sing, "Silent night, holy night." Pulling the match away, "And now his right foot." The parrot sings, "Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh." "Perfect," John exclaims.
Molly was home as she hears John knocking on the door. Letting him in, John proudly smiles, "His name is Chet. I got you a singing parrot!" Raising a eyebrow, Molly stares at him. Placing the parrot on his stand, John lights a match. "Listen to him sing when I hold the match under his left foot." The parrot begins to sing again, "Silent night, holy night." Pulling the match away, "And now his right foot." The parrot sings, "Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh."
"Well, what do you think?" Jon smiles. Molly stood quietly, "What would happened if you hold the match, well, between his feet?"
Holding the match between his feet, the parrot squawks, "CHET'S NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE!"
My grandpa's favorite joke
A man runs into a psychiatrist's office exclaiming that he has gone crazy. The psychiatrist asks this random fellow why he thinks he is crazy, to which the man retorts, "I've been wearing cellophane underwear for the past week!" The psychiatrist, in slight disbelief, asks the man to prove it. The man swiftly pulls down his trousers to reveal that he was wearing home-made cellophane underwear. After a moment of examination, the psychiatrist exclaims, "I can clearly see you're nuts!"
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Both Golf
"Honey, I have a confession to make," a guy told his bride. "I'm a golf nut. You'll never see me on weekends during golf season. "
"Well, dear," she murmured. "I have a confession to make too. I'm a h**.... "
"No big deal," replied the groom. "Just keep your head down and your left arm straight! "
So a pirate walks into a bar…
A pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender sees him and asks, "Hey, what's that steering wheel doing there?" The pirate says, "Aaarrrr, I don't know, it's driving me nuts."
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A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap.
The clerk says to him, "You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!"
Guy walks into a bar...
and sees a pirate with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Intrigued, the man approaches and inquires "whats with the steering wheel?" to which the pirate responds, "Arrr, its drivin' me nuts!"
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A man walks into a psychologist's office..
A man walks into a psychologist's office wrapped head to toe in transparent cellophane...
The psychologist takes one look at him and says, 'I can clearly see your nuts.'
Doctor says I need to see a chiropractor for my back pain...
I said "Are you nuts? I don't have time to go to Egypt!"
Two guys and their dogs are walking down the street...
...one's got a german shepherd and the other's got a chihuahua.
They get hungry so the german shepherd guy suggests they grab a bite to eat at the restaurant on the corner, but his friend says, "They won't let us into a restaurant with our dogs!"
"Just follow my lead," says the first guy.
He walks up and the maitre'd says, "What are you, nuts?! You can't come in here with a dog!"
"But it's a seeing eye dog," the guy with the german shepherd explains.
"Oh, excuse me, now I understand. Go right ahead," says the maitre'd.
The next guy walks up and the maitre'd stops him too. "You can't come in here with a dog!"
Following his friend's cue the guy says, "But it's a seeing eye dog!"
The maitre'd looks skeptical and says, "Sir - that's no seeing eye dog. It's just a chihuahua."
The guy jumps back in shock... "WHAT!? They gave me a chihuahua!!?"
So a man walks into a psychiatrists office...
wearing nothing by saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "well, I can clearly see you're nuts!"
edited for spelling, thanks for edfitz83 keen eye ;)
A man goes to a psychiatrist and says "Doctor, you gotta help me, my wife thinks she's a piano..."
The doc replies, "Well, bring her in and I'll see what I can do."
The man says, "Are you nuts!? Do you know how much it costs to move a piano??"
Somewhere off Gilligan's Island...
On a Christmas cruise on a luxury ocean liner in the Pacific,
a passenger sees seven straggly people on a small island
jumping up and down and waving their hands and shouting.
"Who are they?" the passenger asks the captain.
"I've no idea. But each year when we pass, they go nuts."
A particularly dirty shabby looking woman asks for couple of dollars
A woman was walking down the street when she was
accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking
homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars
and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy
some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless
woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?" the woman asked.
"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman
said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay
alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of
food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't
had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, I'm not going to give you the
money. Instead, I'm going t o take you out for dinner
with my husband and myself
tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for
him to see what a woman looks like after she has given
up shopping, hair appointments and wine.
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Guy walks into a psychiatrists office.
Guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but a pair of see through cellophane underwear.
Doc takes one look at the guy and exclaims. "well I can clearly see your nuts!"
Cruise ship and the bearded man
From a passenger cruise ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
"I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."
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A little girl sees her mother n**......
and she asks her "What is that fur between your legs Mother?"
Her mom answers, "That is my squirrel, daughter"
"I see.. it is covered in fur like a squirrel!"
One day the girl is visiting her grandmother and they are getting dressed to go out. Her grandmother undresses and the girl says "Mom says that is your squirrel between your legs Grandma. Is that right?"
Grandma says "Yes it is."
The girl asks, "Why is your squirrel gray and mom's is black?"
Grandma answers "If your mom's squirrel has gotten fed as many nuts as mine has, it would be gray too."
A guy goes to the psychiatrist...
...wearing shorts made of clear plastic wrap. The psychiatrist looks at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts!"
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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office...
... Wearing nothing but cellophane pants.
The doc says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
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So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of shrink wrap...
The doctor looks up and says;
"I can clearly see your nuts."
In the shrinks office...
* jack paces around muttering "I'm a wig-Wam; I'm a tee-pee. I'm a wig-wam; I'm a tee-pee." Shrink urges, "you need to take a seat, you're too tents."
* meanwhile the receptionist presses the emergency button because a deranged man walked in wearing nothing but a plastic wrap thong. Shrink asks through the intercom, "why do you think he's deranged?" The receptionist responds, "Doc, I can clearly see he's nuts."
A man goes to see a psychologist wear only plastic wrap on his whole body
The psychologist says well I can see your nuts
A man walks into a psychiatric clinic wearing nothing but saran wrap...
he approaches the shrink and says,
"doc, doc, I haven't been feeling so great lately, I don't know whats going on. Please, can you help me?"
the psychiatrist looks him up and down and says,
"well, I can clearly see your nuts"
I went to the doctor
I went to the doctor the other day wearing nothing but clingfilm ....... I sat down, the doctor turned and looked at me to say "Clearly I can see your nuts!"
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A couple of guys at the start of a bridge with signs
The sign reads **"THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE."**
A car speeds through yelling at them *"F*** off you religious nuts!"*
The two guys turn around just in time to see the car disappear into the water.
*"Ya think we should just have our signs say BRIDGE CLOSED instead?"*
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made of plastic cling wrap..
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made of plastic cling wrap. The man says to the shrink, "Sir, I need you to evaluate me." The psychiatrist looks up from his clipboard, sighs, and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
A man starts wearing cellophane pants around the house.
At first, his wife doesn't mind, since it's in the privacy of their own home, but pretty soon he starts wearing the cellophane pants outside of the house. She makes him go to a psychiatrist and the guy says "Doc, you've got to help me I can't stop wearing these cellophane pants." And the doctor replies, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."
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A guy walks into a bar wearing plastic wrap pants...
The bartender says "Whoa there buddy, just turn around and leave - I can clearly see you're nuts!"
A man with Transparent underwear...
So a guy wearing nothing but transparent underwear walks into a psychiatrists office, and the psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts".
A man walks into his doctor's surgery and says "Doc, I'm experiencing some discomfort downstairs"
The Doctor takes a look and says "well I think I see the problem - you've got a steering wheel in your pants".
The man says "Thanks doc! It was driving me nuts!"
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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing no clothes but covered head to toe in saran wrap
The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts"
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The Bag of almonds was tried for m**....
He was deemed legally sane, even though everyone could see he was nuts.
A guy takes his family to see monkeys in a zoo...
Unfortunately, the monkeys are indoors furiously mating. The guy asks the keeper, ''Would they come out for a few nuts?'' The keeper replied, ''Would you? ''
Went to my psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap
I asked, "Doc, am I crazy?"
He answered, " I don't know about crazy, but I can clearly see your nuts."
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Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap...
Guy: doctor, I've been hearing voices. Can you help?
Doctor: I'll try to diagnose but I can clearly see your nuts
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I went to the psychiatrist wearing only cling film.
He said "well, I can clearly see your nuts"
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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office covered head to toe in cellophane.
The psychiatrist says, "Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts."
I'm not crazy
Man: Doctor my family thinks I'm nuts because I like pancakes, Psychiatrist: I see nothing wrong with that, I like pancakes too, Man: Well then you should come over and see my collection, I have three suitcases full.
A man runs into a bar
A man runs into a bar, dashing through the doors, wearing absolutely nothing but a sheet of plastic wrap covering his entire body. The bartender stares at the man and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
Man walks into a psychiatrist office with....
..Absolutely nothing but seran wrap on on.
The psychiatist takes one look at him and says.
"I can clearly see you're nuts!"
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap underwear
And the doctor says, "Well I can clearly see your nuts."
(So much subtler as a spoken joke. If you don't get it, consider you're grammar lessons!) ;)
A guy goes to a shrink, takes off all his clothes, and wraps himself head to toe in plastic wrap.
The doctor took one look at him and said "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts".
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I went to the psychiatrist wearing nothing but my brand new plastic wrap underpants and she was very judgmental...
The first thing she said was "I can clearly see your nuts"
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A man decides to go to his psychiatrist wearing nothing but glad wrap.
The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, 'it's clear, I can see your nuts'.
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I walked into my psychiatrist's office today wearing only Saran wrap underwear…
The doctor took one look at me and said, Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
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A Squirrel in Sitting in a Tree Eating Some Nuts When Suddenly the Tree Starts to Shake Violently.
He looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree.
The squirrel says "hey elephant, what are you doing?"
The elephant replies "I'm climbing this tree to eat some pears!"
"You d**...," says the squirrel, "this is a pine tree... there's no pears up here."
The elephant says "I know, I brought my own!"
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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office...
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing absolutely nothing but a pair of shorts made out of saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're (your) nuts!'
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing cling-film boxers
The psychiatrist says: *"I can clearly see your nuts!"*
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Did you see the story in the newspaper about the s**... attack at the laundry?
The headline read "Nut screws washers and bolts"
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So this guy goes to a psychiatrist wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap
The guy says what's wrong with me, Doc?
The psychiatrist says I can clearly see your nuts.
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A guy goes to a psychiatrist
A guy goes to a psychiatrist seeking help dressed in nothing but food plastic wrap.
The doctor looks the man up and down and says "well...I can clearly see your nuts!
A man walks into a psychologist's office...
And he was wearing absolutely nothing but a piece of Saran wrap around his waist. The shrink looks at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
An Irish peanut farmer recently got married...
His new bride wants to be a part of the family business, and the farmer thinks that's a great idea, so he has her start trucking deliveries into town. A couple days go by, and the farmer's neighbor stops in to see how things are going with the new misses, and the farmer says Well, she just started drivin' me nuts.
I think I'm a little crazy, but I also think I must be devilishly handsome
Because everywhere I go people ask to see my nuts.
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A man walks in to a psychiatrist office wearing nothing except seran wrap.
To which the doctor replies
"I can clearly see your nuts."
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My ex wife's favorite joke.
Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a sheet of saran-wrap.
Doc says to him, "I can clearly see your nuts."
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After i**... I hit her with the money shot, to bad I always hit her eye
Now she has nutting to see
I don't care for much Chinese food, but when I see a big plate of egg noodles I go nuts
I'm kind of a Lo meiniac
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A man dressed in saran wrap walked into a psychiatrist's office
Before he could speak the doc said, I can clearly see your nuts
I am glad No nut November is finally over.
Now I can see how many people repost my joke from last year.
A man wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap is taken to a psychologist for an evaluation
He walks into the office and the first thing the psychologist says is, Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
