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  1. What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. deer nuts are always under a buck...
    I'll see myself out now.
  2. A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see youre nuts"
  3. My ex wife's favorite joke. Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a sheet of saran-wrap.
    Doc says to him, "I can clearly see your nuts."
  4. A man wrapped in saran wrap and not wearing any clothes walks into a psychiatrist office. The psychiatrist says, I can clearly see you're nuts.
  5. A man walks into a psychiatrist's office He's wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The psychiatrist says, "no need for a diagnosis, I can clearly see your nuts!"
  6. A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing saran wrap pants. Man: Doctor, I think I'm crazy.
    Psychiatrist: Well I can clearly see your nuts.
  7. What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap? Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
  8. Did you hear about the man who went to the psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap? The psychiatrist said "this won't take long, I can clearly see your nuts"
  9. A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap... Doctor: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
  10. I went to the psychiatrist wearing only cling film. He said "well, I can clearly see your nuts"

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Which see these nuts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with see these nuts? I can suggest the ones about peanuts nuts and kinds of nuts.

  1. What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts.
    I'll see myself out.
  2. What do you call a pair of nuts on the wall? Walnuts!
    I'll see myself out
  3. What is the most allergic nut? The Ca.........shew!!!!!
    I'll see myself out.
  4. A man wrapped in plastic goes to visit his shrink... Dr: Well, I clearly see your nuts.
  5. Did you see the fight between the walnut and the pecan? It was nuts.
  6. What did the psychiatrist say to the nudist? Well, sir, I can clearly see you're nuts!
  7. What's something you should never say to a feminist with allergies? "Wanna see my nuts?"
  8. What do you say when someone walks in on you while climaxing? Nutting to see here.
  9. How can you tell that a squirrel is male... If you can see his nuts
  10. Do you want to see a parody? A pair of deez nuts in your mouth. (OC I'm pretty sure)
  11. What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film? I can clearly see you're nuts
  12. What do you get when you click to see the punchline? DEEZ NUTS
  13. What did one nut say to the other? Nut-thing!
    ....I'll see myself out.
  14. You should never trust your b**.... Because they're nuts. haha see what i did there?
  15. Did you see the guy m**... into a crustacean? That's him in a nut shell.

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A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. "Captain," one of the passenger asks, "who is that man over there?"

"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes nuts every year when we pass him."

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office n**... and wrapped in plastic wrap...

The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says "I can clearly see your nuts"

A n**... guy walks into a psychiatrist's office...

"You gotta help me, doc," he tells the psychiatrist, "I think I'm going crazy!"
The psychiatrist looks him over and replies. "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

A teacher I had in high school told me this one. It may better when told out loud rather than read, but it's still funny.

A guy wearing nothing but plastic wrap walks into a psychiatrist's office.
The psychiatrist looks at the man and says,
"Well, I can clearly see your nuts"

A man walks into an asylum wearing cellophane,

a doctor tells him, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Guys: never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview...

They will clearly see your nuts.

My grandpa's favorite joke

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office exclaiming that he has gone crazy. The psychiatrist asks this random fellow why he thinks he is crazy, to which the man retorts, "I've been wearing cellophane underwear for the past week!" The psychiatrist, in slight disbelief, asks the man to prove it. The man swiftly pulls down his trousers to reveal that he was wearing home-made cellophane underwear. After a moment of examination, the psychiatrist exclaims, "I can clearly see you're nuts!"

A Man goes to the psychiatrist's office...

He walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing short made out of plastice wrap.
The psychiatrist takes one look at the man and says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Both Golf

"Honey, I have a confession to make," a guy told his bride. "I'm a golf nut. You'll never see me on weekends during golf season. "
"Well, dear," she murmured. "I have a confession to make too. I'm a h**.... "
"No big deal," replied the groom. "Just keep your head down and your left arm straight! "

So a pirate walks into a bar…

A pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender sees him and asks, "Hey, what's that steering wheel doing there?" The pirate says, "Aaarrrr, I don't know, it's driving me nuts."

A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap.

The clerk says to him, "You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!"

Guy walks into a bar...

and sees a pirate with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Intrigued, the man approaches and inquires "whats with the steering wheel?" to which the pirate responds, "Arrr, its drivin' me nuts!"

A man walks into a psychologist's office..

A man walks into a psychologist's office wrapped head to toe in transparent cellophane...
The psychologist takes one look at him and says, 'I can clearly see your nuts.'

A n**... man covered head to toe in saran wrap goes to see a psychologist.

A n**... man covered head to toe in saran wrap goes to see a psychologist. He says, "Doc, something's wrong. I think I'm going crazy!" The psychologist replies, "Well I can clearly see your nuts."

Two guys and their dogs are walking down the street...

...one's got a german shepherd and the other's got a chihuahua.
They get hungry so the german shepherd guy suggests they grab a bite to eat at the restaurant on the corner, but his friend says, "They won't let us into a restaurant with our dogs!"
"Just follow my lead," says the first guy.
He walks up and the maitre'd says, "What are you, nuts?! You can't come in here with a dog!"
"But it's a seeing eye dog," the guy with the german shepherd explains.
"Oh, excuse me, now I understand. Go right ahead," says the maitre'd.
The next guy walks up and the maitre'd stops him too. "You can't come in here with a dog!"
Following his friend's cue the guy says, "But it's a seeing eye dog!"
The maitre'd looks skeptical and says, "Sir - that's no seeing eye dog. It's just a chihuahua."
The guy jumps back in shock... "WHAT!? They gave me a chihuahua!!?"

So a man walks into a psychiatrists office...

wearing nothing by saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "well, I can clearly see you're nuts!"
edited for spelling, thanks for edfitz83 keen eye ;)

A man walks into a psychologists office...

wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychologist says "It's a good thing you came. I can clearly see your nuts"

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says "Doctor, you gotta help me, my wife thinks she's a piano..."

The doc replies, "Well, bring her in and I'll see what I can do."
The man says, "Are you nuts!? Do you know how much it costs to move a piano??"

Somewhere off Gilligan's Island...

On a Christmas cruise on a luxury ocean liner in the Pacific,
a passenger sees seven straggly people on a small island
jumping up and down and waving their hands and shouting.
"Who are they?" the passenger asks the captain.
"I've no idea. But each year when we pass, they go nuts."

A particularly dirty shabby looking woman asks for couple of dollars

A woman was walking down the street when she was
accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking
homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars
and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy
some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless
woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?" the woman asked.
"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman
said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay
alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of
food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't
had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, I'm not going to give you the
money. Instead, I'm going t o take you out for dinner
with my husband and myself
tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for
him to see what a woman looks like after she has given
up shopping, hair appointments and wine.

Guy walks into a psychiatrists office.

Guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but a pair of see through cellophane underwear.
Doc takes one look at the guy and exclaims. "well I can clearly see your nuts!"

A man visits his psychiatrist wearing only cellophane wrapped around his body

The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts."

Cruise ship and the bearded man

From a passenger cruise ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
"I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."

A man goes to see a new therapist...

A therapist has a new patient and has no idea what his condition or problem is. The patient finally walks in but he is completely dressed in saran wrap. The doctor begins to greet the odd new patient but is interrupted, "Skip the niceties Doc. What is wrong with me?" The doctor took a minute and responded, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of shrink wrap...

The doctor looks up and says;
"I can clearly see your nuts."

I went to go see my therapist without my clothes on. I told him I didn't feel very sane.

My therapist said, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

Psych visit

A guys shows up at a psychiatrist's office n**..., wrapped in celophane. The doctor says, "I can clearly see you're nuts".

A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap

A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap, no clothes or anything and walks into a psychologists office.
The first thing she says is, "I can see your nuts."

Two men are hunting together in a tree stand.

One leans over to his friend and says
"Hey I can see your house from up here! I can see through the window, it looks like your wife is cheating on you with some guy."
The husband in disbelief says to the other,
"Well if you can, shoot her in the head and him in the nuts. That'll teach them a lesson."
His buddy giggles as he raises his gun and says, "I can get that in one shot!"

A cruise ship passed a tiny, isolated island.

Everyone on board could see a bearded man on the island, shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is that man?" a passenger asked the ship's captain. "Why is he so upset?"
"I have no idea," said the Captain, "but every year when we pass by here, he goes nuts."

A couple of guys at the start of a bridge with signs

The sign reads **"THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE."**
A car speeds through yelling at them *"F*** off you religious nuts!"*
The two guys turn around just in time to see the car disappear into the water.
*"Ya think we should just have our signs say BRIDGE CLOSED instead?"*

Two friends are hunting in the woods

when one says to the other, "Hey, I can see your house from here. Your wife is in the bedroom with some guy!"
The distraught husband says, "Please, I need you to shoot her in the head, and then shoot him in the nuts."
"Easy," the friend says. "I can make that in one shot."

A man starts wearing cellophane pants around the house.

At first, his wife doesn't mind, since it's in the privacy of their own home, but pretty soon he starts wearing the cellophane pants outside of the house. She makes him go to a psychiatrist and the guy says "Doc, you've got to help me I can't stop wearing these cellophane pants." And the doctor replies, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."

A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing plastic wrap underwear.

Psychiatrist says "Well, i can clearly see your nuts."

A joke my granpda tells to me every time I see him

A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and says "sir do you know there's a steering wheel in your pants" the pirate replies "yarr, its driving me nuts"

A man walks into his doctor's surgery and says "Doc, I'm experiencing some discomfort downstairs"

The Doctor takes a look and says "well I think I see the problem - you've got a steering wheel in your pants".
The man says "Thanks doc! It was driving me nuts!"

A n**... man walks into a doctor's office.

A n**... man walks into a doctor's office wrapped in Cellophane from head to toe.
The doctor says, "Well, clearly I can see your nuts."

Nuts

a guy walks into a psychiatrists office. He is n**... and wrapped in cellophane.
Psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing no clothes but covered head to toe in saran wrap

The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts"

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts...

The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

A guy takes his family to see monkeys in a zoo...

Unfortunately, the monkeys are indoors furiously mating. The guy asks the keeper, ''Would they come out for a few nuts?'' The keeper replied, ''Would you? ''

A man shows up to his psychiatrist completely n**... but covered with saran wrap...

Psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts!"

Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap...

Guy: doctor, I've been hearing voices. Can you help?
Doctor: I'll try to diagnose but I can clearly see your nuts

I walked outside my house wearing my Saran Wrap suit,

my neighbor said "I always knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts!"

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap underwear

And the doctor says, "Well I can clearly see your nuts."
(So much subtler as a spoken joke. If you don't get it, consider you're grammar lessons!) ;)

A cruise ship is sailing in the Caribbean..

The cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man with an eyepatch running around and waving his arms wildly.
Captain, one passenger asks, who is that man over there?
I have no idea, the captain says, but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.

A man decides to go to his psychiatrist wearing nothing but glad wrap.

The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, 'it's clear, I can see your nuts'.

I walked into my psychiatrist's office today wearing only Saran wrap underwear…

The doctor took one look at me and said, Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

A guy walks into his psychiatrist's office

The guy's wearing only plastic wrap for underwear. The psychiatrist looks at him and says, "I can see your nuts."

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office...

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing absolutely nothing but a pair of shorts made out of saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're (your) nuts!'

Man goes to a psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap for shorts.

Psychiatrist says, Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.

A man goes to see a psychiatrist.

He is wearing nothing but clear saran wrap on his body in lieu of clothes. One look at him and the shrink says, Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.

A man wrapped only on Saran Wrap walked into a psychiatrist's office.

The psychiatrist says "well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

A man goes to see a psychiatrist.

The man is n**... and wrapped is plastic wrap.
The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts."

A man walks into a psychiatrists with a pair of clingfilm underwear.

Psychiatrist: I can clearly see you're nuts.

So a man had an appointment with a psychologist...

The man couldn't find any clean clothes to wear, so he decided to cover himself with saran wrap. As the man approaches the office, the psychologist says to him,
"I decided to cancel our appointment together."
"What? Why?" asked the man
"Because I can clearly see your nuts."

Everyone I see looks like an almond!

Most people think I'm crazy...
But I think they're nuts!

Did you see the story in the newspaper about the s**... attack at the laundry?

The headline read "Nut screws washers and bolts"

A man walks into a doctors office with Saran Wrap underwear and says to the doctor " I think I am going crazy"!

The doctor replies "Why yes, I can clearly see your nuts".

An Irish peanut farmer recently got married...

His new bride wants to be a part of the family business, and the farmer thinks that's a great idea, so he has her start trucking deliveries into town. A couple days go by, and the farmer's neighbor stops in to see how things are going with the new misses, and the farmer says Well, she just started drivin' me nuts.

A man walks in to a psychiatrist office wearing nothing except seran wrap.

To which the doctor replies
"I can clearly see your nuts."

A psychiatrist meets a new patient

The doctor is shocked by his new ward, because the man is wearing only saran wrap, no clothes.
The patient asks his new doctor, "What do you think doc', am I crazy?!"
The doctor calmly replies, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only saran wrap.

Doc, do you think I'm crazy?
Yup.....I can plainly see your nuts.

What do you call it when a mechanic has s**... with a girl and never sees her again?

Nut and bolt

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing Saran-wrap pants?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

This n**... man walks into a psychiatrist's office ...

He is n**... except that he is completely wrapped in head to toe with cellophane. He says, "First impression, doc, am I crazy?"
The doctor says, "Well, normally I don't like making rash diagnoses but in this case it is sooo obvious. Everyone in my entire office can see your nuts."

Man walks into a psychiatrist's office without any clothes on but wrapped head to toe in saran wrap.

Psychiatrist says..... I can clearly see you're nuts!"

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap for clothing.

The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see you're nuts."

What did the psychiatrist say to the n**... man?

I used to think you were crazy, but now I see your nuts.

A man walks into his therapists office n**..., save for being completely wrapped up in cling film.

The therapist looked up at him, and said:
"Well, I can clearly see you're nuts!"

Guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but cling film.

Doctor says I can clearly see you're nuts.

A man walks into a Psychiatrists office wrapped completely from neck to toe in nothing but plastic wrap...

The Psychiatrist takes one look at him sighs and says, "Well, I can see your nuts."

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