Sedimentary Rocks Jokes
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Funniest Sedimentary Rocks Short Jokes
Short sedimentary rocks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sedimentary rocks humour may include short sedimentary jokes also.
- Watson: Sherlock, what kind of rock do you think this is? Sherlock: Sedimentary, my dear Watson
- Watson: But Holmes, how did you solve the case of the Rock Killer? Sedimentary, my dear Watson
- Dr. Watson: Sherlock, what type of rocks are these? They seem to made up of smaller materials. Sherlock: Sedimentary my dear Watson!
- what did the stuttering sedimentary rock say to the coplimentary igneous rock? I SHALE! I SHALE!
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Sedimentary Rocks One Liners
Which sedimentary rocks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sedimentary rocks? I can suggest the ones about rocks and geology rock.
- What's Sherlock's favourite type of rock? Sedimentary my dear Watson...
- Where do rocks go when they die? The sedimentary.
- What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite kind of rock? Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
- If you like igneous rocks more than sedimentary ones... Then you're a raschist.
- Why are some rocks so lazy? They live a sedimentary lifestyle.
- What type of rock is this Holmes? It's sedimentary my dear Watson!
Sedimentary Rocks Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sedimentary rocks you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sands jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sedimentary rocks pranks.
Holmes and Watson were investigating a m**... at an archaeological dig-site
Holmes picks up several of the rocks and pebbles surrounding the m**... victim. After a while, Holmes turns to his companion and says "I've cracked the case. The suspect was clearly murdered with a blow to the head by a rock, which then crumbled and scattered into pieces."
"How on Earth can you tell?" exclaims Watson.
"It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Holmes is on the case...
Sherlock Holmes is investigating a m**... where the culprit had used a knife carved from Sandstone.
Dr. Watson finds the choice of m**... weapon odd.
"Holmes, who would kill another man with an Igneous rock?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson, Sedimentary..."
The stormy seafarer
One stormy evening, a seafarer was thrown overboard whilst passing through the strait of Dover. As luck would have it, the ocean currents pulled him unconscious to the English coastline, where he was found and revived by a man adorned in a cape, deerstalker hat and smoking a pipe.
When coming to and looking up, bleary eyed at the great, chalky White cliffs before him. The man exclaimed "What on earth is that wonderful rock formation", and his saviour replied "why, it's sedimentary my dear flotsam".
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are out hunting some rocks
Sherlock picks up a rock, admiring it. Watson asks, "What kind of rock is that? Igneous?"
Sherlock replies, "Sedimentary, my dear Watson. Sedimentary."
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are out hunting. Watson has a buck in his sights, when holmes throws a rock near it, and, frightened, it runs away. "What the h**... was that?!" He asks. Holmes looks at him for a second..
It sedimentary. My deer, Watson.