Sedimentary Rocks Jokes
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What's Sherlock's favourite type of rock?
Sedimentary my dear Watson...
Where do rocks go when they die?
The sedimentary.
The stormy seafarer
One stormy evening, a seafarer was thrown overboard whilst passing through the strait of Dover. As luck would have it, the ocean currents pulled him unconscious to the English coastline, where he was found and revived by a man adorned in a cape, deerstalker hat and smoking a pipe.
When coming to and looking up, bleary eyed at the great, chalky White cliffs before him. The man exclaimed "What on earth is that wonderful rock formation", and his saviour replied "why, it's sedimentary my dear flotsam".
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Sherlock Holmes and Watson are out hunting. Watson has a buck in his sights, when holmes throws a rock near it, and, frightened, it runs away. "What the h**... was that?!" He asks. Holmes looks at him for a second..
It sedimentary. My deer, Watson.
Watson: But Holmes, how did you solve the case of the Rock Killer?
Sedimentary, my dear Watson
If you like igneous rocks more than sedimentary ones...
Then you're a raschist.
what did the stuttering sedimentary rock say to the coplimentary igneous rock?
I SHALE! I SHALE!
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