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Sedation Jokes

16 sedation jokes and hilarious sedation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sedation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Sedation Jokes

Short sedation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sedation humour may include short jokes also.

  1. This girl said she would go out with me if I knew a six letter word that's a synonym for "calm". I said, "It's sedate."
  2. LPT: If you've got toddlers at home, and you're going to take them out... You can probably get away with using a light sedative. Save chloroform for children 12 and older.
  3. Chuck Norris went to the doctor for surgery When the doctor woke up from sedation, Chuck gave him a lolly pop and wished him a good day.
  4. Some celebrities have their own theme songs Ellen has I'm coming out, and Bill Cosby has I wanna be sedated
  5. My first colonoscopy.. ...wasn't that bad. Once the sedatives wore off, I was surprised how little pain I was in. I just couldn't figure out how the doctor did it with both hands on my shoulders.
  6. What did the man who drugged his girlfriend on their get-together say to his defense ? "She said it sedate night"
  7. Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
  8. What did the gynecologist say to his sedated patient? I don't know, his voice was muffled.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sedation can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sedation puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Sedation One Liners

Which sedation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sedation? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Some say laughter is the best medicine. I prefer sedatives.
  2. Sedated, cheese-loving, Northern Ed Miliband... and Gromit.

Sedation Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about sedation you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sedation prank.

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins...

...that
could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his
supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way
back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly
stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

This big ol' grizzly bear walks up to the bar and orders s drink.

The bartender says "We don't serve wild animals."
Furious at this, the bear loses his cool, starts roaring and r**..., knocking people and tables over. In his fury, he picks up an old woman and eats her down in one bite. Crunch.
Now, a bit sedated, he returns to the bar and says "Come on, man. I could use a beer to wash that down."
Shaking his head, the barman says "No wild animals and no drug addicts "
Confused, the bear says "Drug addicts? What drugs?"
The bartender shrugs. "What about that bar-b**...-you-ate?"

After that whole ring fiasco, Gandalf was in the Shire talking to Merry and Pippen..

"So, you went through the dark forest and met my friends the tree hearders. The Ents. Tell me about your journey."
Merry began. "They were all so big and mean and full of energy. All they did was rant and insult us!"
"Most of them, yes!" added Pippen. "Then we met old Gnarly Bark and his friends. They were much more sedate and relaxed. In fact, they told us so many funny stories and jokes."
Gandalf smiled, smoking his pipe. "I guess you could say their Bark was worse than their bite."

Are my .....

A male patient is lying in bed at a hospital with an oxygen mask over his face and still heavily sedated from more than four hours of operation. A young female nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
Patient: Nurse (he feebly mumbles from behind the mask) are my t**... black?
Embarrassed young nurse: I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet.
Patient (struggles again to ask): Nurse, Please, Are my t**... black?
Finally, she removes his covers, lifts his gown, takes a close look and says: There is nothing wrong with them!
Patient (slowly after removing his oxygen mask): That was very nice but listen very, closely – ARE…MY…TEST…RESULTS…BACK?

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The impact of these sedation jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.