Sedate Jokes
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This girl said she would go out with me if I knew a six letter word that's a synonym for "calm".
I said, "It's sedate."
What did the man who drugged his girlfriend on their get-together say to his defense ?
"She said it sedate night"
After that whole ring fiasco, Gandalf was in the Shire talking to Merry and Pippen..
"So, you went through the dark forest and met my friends the tree hearders. The Ents. Tell me about your journey."
Merry began. "They were all so big and mean and full of energy. All they did was rant and insult us!"
"Most of them, yes!" added Pippen. "Then we met old Gnarly Bark and his friends. They were much more sedate and relaxed. In fact, they told us so many funny stories and jokes."
Gandalf smiled, smoking his pipe. "I guess you could say their Bark was worse than their bite."
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