sedan Jokes

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Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors?

Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a Chicken Sedan..

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Do you know why a chicken coup only has two doors?

If it had four it would be a chicken sedan

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My boyfriend and I both drive Hondas.

He's got one of those boxy ones, and mine is a mid-size sedan. And neither of us has our own place, so we mostly end up just having sex inside the car. His is a little bigger, so we usually use his.

Recently, however, he's been wanting to experiment a little bit, and he's saying we should try some things out while having sex on top of his car, instead of inside it.

But if I'm gonna have sex with my boyfriend in a way that's out of his Element, it will have to be on my own Accord.

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Farmer Smartass

A grandson goes to visit his grandfather's farm. He asks his grandfather, "Why does that chicken house have two doors?"

The grandfather replies, "It has two doors because it's a chicken coop. The one over there with four doors is a chicken sedan."

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Why must a chicken coupe have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan

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The old woman and the highway

A cop is driving down the highway one night when he passes a rickety sedan going 25 mph (about 40 km/h). He pulls the car over and asks the driver, a sweet little old woman, "Ma'am, why weren't you doing the speed limit?"

The lady replies, "But, officer, that sign said '25' and I was only obeying it!"

"25 is the number of the route," the policeman explains patiently. "The speed limit is 70 (about 115km/h)."

At this point the officer looks around the car for other passengers and sees three other women, clutching their seats and shaking.

"Oh, I see!" replies the driver. "We just got off route 150."

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Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

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What do you call an organised rebellion with twice as many people as usual?

A sedan d'Γ©tat.

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Good Enough

After the funeral of her late husband, the widow took the urn of his cremated ashes home. She got out of her car, holding the urn, and said, "Frank... I always wanted a nice convertible, but you got me an economy sedan and said 'Good enough.'"

Then she turned to her house.

"I told you I wanted a nice beachfront condo... but you bought this fixer-upper colonial and said 'Good enough.'"

She went upstairs to their bedroom.

"I told you we needed a mechanical bed for our aching joints and restless legs... you bought this full-size mattress and box spring, and told me "good enough'. You told me you've always wanted me to give you a blowjob."

She dumped the contents of the urn onto the bed, took a deep breath, and blew them across the sheets.

"Good enough."

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Why does a chicken coop always have two doors

Cause otherwise it would be a chicken sedan

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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How many superhero's can you fit in a sedan?

2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 10 in the ashtray.

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Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan..

All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative.

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Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What do you call a chicken coop with four doors?

A chicken sedan.

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Chicken

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

-- she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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A few of my favorites.

Have you ever seen an elephant hide on a tree?
-No.
They hide pretty well, don't they?





Why do chicken coops have two doors?
If they had four doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.





An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I've lost an electron!" The bartender replies, "Are you sure?" The atom responds, "Yes! I'm positive!"





Bonus: It is well known that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.

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How do you fit 71 in a sedan?

2 up front and 69 at the back

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How many superhero's can you fit in a sedan?

Two in the back, two in the front, and 10 in the ashtray

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What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan.


(better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) ;-;

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What did the Ork say when trading a coupe in for a sedan?

More doors!

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Did you know that a chicken coop can't have more than 3 doors?

If it has 4 doors, it's a sedan.

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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What do you call a car that becomes a brutal dictator?

Sedan Hussein

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Why can a chicken coup only have 2 doors?

Because, if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Do you know what has four doors and flies?

A chicken sedan.

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Why doesn't a chicken coop have four doors?

If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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