Sects Jokes

Funniest Sects Short Jokes

Short sects jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sects humour may include short species jokes also.

1. Be careful who you talk to about religion in West Virginia You could be talking about sects with a miner!
2. Religious gardening rising in popularity with today's youth. Parents around the nation are alarmed at their teens obsession with Sects and Violets.
3. I always have heavy security at my far-left political rallies... It's dangerous to have unprotected sects.
4. What do you say to a theologian graduate with a good GPA? "Oh, high marks! How's your sects life?"
5. Church I'm going to start a religious sect for people who love both bible study and varietals of cheddar.
   It shall be called The Church of Cheesus Christ.
6. What did the warring religious sects say to each other after they made peace? "Good Shiite."
   "See you Sunni."
7. TIL there are a number of churches which are trying to get into space to lose their earthly burden of weight and become closer to God. They're zero-G sects.
8. Did you hear about the bishop who invited the local Protestant pastor to lead his services? He was defrocked for being too sects-positive.
9. Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman? He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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Sects One Liners

Which sects one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sects? I can suggest the ones about apes and lobs.

1. Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion. They're in sects.
2. Why do bugs have odd beliefs? They're in sects.
3. Don't join dangerous cults Practice safe sects
4. How do religions reproduce? They have sects.
5. How do you avoid stds while in a dangerous cult? By making sure to practice safe sects
6. Why do praying mantises pray? Because they are in sects.
7. Started a new religion Doesn't matter, had sects.
8. Why don't bees go to church? Because they are in sects.
9. I joined a series of audiophile cults. We're all obviously into aural sects.
10. Need help starting a George Michael cult. Let's talk about sects, baby.
11. Why do politicians always claim to be religious? Because sects sells.
12. What do you call a religious o**...? Having sects.
13. Why is the middle east so hot? Because of all the sects.

Cheeky Sects Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about sects you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tract jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sects pranks.