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Funniest Sects Short Jokes

Short sects jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sects humour may include short zones jokes also.

  1. If the mantises are always praying, what is their religion? It varies, they're all in sects.
  2. Be careful who you talk to about religion in West Virginia You could be talking about sects with a miner!
  3. Religious gardening rising in popularity with today's youth. Parents around the nation are alarmed at their teens obsession with Sects and Violets.
  4. I always have heavy security at my far-left political rallies... It's dangerous to have unprotected sects.
  5. What do you say to a theologian graduate with a good GPA? "Oh, high marks! How's your sects life?"
  6. Church I'm going to start a religious sect for people who love both bible study and varietals of cheddar.
    It shall be called The Church of Cheesus Christ.
  7. What did the warring religious sects say to each other after they made peace? "Good Shiite."
    "See you Sunni."
  8. Do you know how many 3rd party sects the catholic church is protecting? None, catholics aren't allowed to have protected sects.
  9. TIL there are a number of churches which are trying to get into space to lose their earthly burden of weight and become closer to God. They're zero-G sects.
  10. Did you hear about the bishop who invited the local Protestant pastor to lead his services? He was defrocked for being too sects-positive.

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Sects One Liners

Which sects one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sects? I can suggest the ones about species and ties.

  1. Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion. They're in sects.
  2. Why do bugs have odd beliefs? They're in sects.
  3. Why do you never see any bugs in a church? Because they are in sects.
  4. Don't join dangerous cults Practice safe sects
  5. How do religions reproduce? They have sects.
  6. How do you avoid stds while in a dangerous cult? By making sure to practice safe sects
  7. How come ants don't go to the church? They are in sects.
  8. Why do praying mantises pray? Because they are in sects.
  9. Started a new religion Doesn't matter, had sects.
  10. Why don't bees go to church? Because they are in sects.
  11. Why do politicians always claim to be religious? Because sects sells.
  12. To ensure safe social sects, man-up and use a condemn.
  13. I joined a series of audiophile cults. We're all obviously into aural sects.
  14. Need help starting a George Michael cult. Let's talk about sects, baby.
  15. Sects, sects, sects.... Is that all you monks think about?

Sects joke, Sects, sects, sects....

Cheeky Sects Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about sects you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tees jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sects pranks.

An entomologist walks into a bar and orders a grasshopper.

An entomologist walks into a bar and orders a grasshopper. "We haven't seen you in a while. How is your research going?" the bartender asks. "Great. I've actually had quite a breakthrough. I've discovered that praying mantises don't all follow the same religion," the entolomolgist says. "They're in sects."

First I dated a seventh day adventist and then a m**...

I told my mom that im not just in it for the sects but she doesn't believe me.

What do you call a religious o**...?

Having sects.

Sects joke, What do you call a religious o**...?