Secret Admirer Jokes
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Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, send n**... to my secret admirer."
Alexa: "Got it. Sending n**... to the National Enquirer."
Valentine's....
For the past 10 years I've been getting valentine's card from a secret admirer, so I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year.
First my gran dies, now this!
Every year for Valentine's Day I used to always get a card from a secret admirer. This is the first year where I haven't received anything.
First my granny dies, now this?
Every cook has a secret
The Admiral was visiting one of his ships. When having tea he noticed that every biscuit has the ship's insignia embossed on it.
He is impressed and calls the cook to ask him how he does this.
Cook: When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven.
Admiral: That's pretty unhygienic.
Cook: In that case sir, I'd suggest you skip the doughnuts.
This is the first time I didn't get a Valentine's day card from my secret admirer in 20 years;
First my grandma died and now this;
My secret admirer who sent me love letters every Valentine's day didn't send me anything this time
First my grandmother dies, now this?
For the last twenty years, I've received a Valentine's Day card from the same secret admirer...
So I was upset when I didn't get one this year. First my gran dies, now this?
For the past 20 years, I've had a Valentines card from a secret admirer. I was sad I didn't get one this year!
First my gran dies, now this!
I'm not a p**......
I'm a secret admirer
You have a secret admirer.
It's my fist and I️t can't wait to take you out.
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