Secondary Jokes
10 secondary jokes and hilarious secondary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about secondary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article examines the humorous role of secondary school principals, professors, and primary students in a lighthearted yet educational way. Discover the lessons behind the jokes from these professionals as well as the innocent perspective of the little ones.
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Laughter Secondary Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What is a good secondary joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Father and son in supermarket. "Dad, what are these?"
"That's a 3pack of condoms son for secondary school lads. 1 for Friday night, 1 for Saturday night and 1 for Sunday night."
"What about the 6pack dad?"
"Those are for University lads. 2 for Friday night, 2 for Satuday night and 2 for Sunday night."
"Well dad, what about the 12pack then?"
"Married men son. 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March ..."
GUYS. If you missed the eclipse today, there's going to be a secondary one later.
It's at 8:01 PM. The earth will block out the sun and it will go completely dark during a period of about 10 1/2 hours.
A skydiver jumps from a plane
but nothing happens when he pulls his rip-cord. He pulls the cord on his secondary c**..., but this too is broken. As he is hurdling toward the earth, he sees a man coming straight up toward him. 'Hey!' shouts the skydiver. 'Know anything about parachutes?!' 'No!' shouts the man. 'Know anything about gas barbecues?!'
The Vicar's Salary
At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to
a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation.
No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Glasgow, stands up and
proclaims:
'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every
year, and his wife with a Volkswagen mini-van to transport their
children!'
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, if
the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary
and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school
education for all of his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,
'If the Vicar stays, I will give him free s**....'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you
to say that?'
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking
his head from side to side, while his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck him'.
A daughter asked her father
"Dad, what kind of man should I marry?"
Her father replied, "His wits come secondary. He must be a man who has a beard".
The daughter, bewildered, asked "What is the significance of the beard?"
The father, staring blankly, said "Well any man with the patience to grow a beard has the patience to deal with your b**...".
Vampiric PETA
They are promoting veganism because Secondary consumers taste better than Tertiary consumers!
What do you call the secondary story in a movie about honey?
The bee-plot
Secondary School Pick up Lines
Are you the Detention room because i'm going to spend the next two and a half hours inside you
I'm sending my daughter to secondary school
Where she will learn to milk time for all its worth.
What does the program engineer's wife say at night.
No one needs a smarty pants here. Just work harder and use that secondary brain of yours...
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