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Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby.

We need to stop this woman.

I am 24 seconds older than my twin brother...

... whenever I come out of the toilet I start a sentence with "When I was your age...." then proceed telling him the details of my majestic creation.

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, august 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Have you seen my gone in 60 seconds DVD?

It was there a minute ago

How many seconds are in 6 weeks?

10!

If you think 30 seconds isn't a significant period of time..

... try hesitating for 30 seconds when your wife asks you if she looks fat in that dress.

When I say 60 seconds..

I minute.

In three seconds, anagram the word s**... into a derogatory term for a group of people based on a distinct physical trait.

The word we were looking for is GINGERS. You monster.

Every 60 seconds in Africa...

A minute passes.

Second-hand parachute for sale

Only used once, never opened.

I am 57 seconds older than my twin.

So when I come out of the bathroom, I tell him: "When I was your age ..." and proceed to describe the majestic business I have just finished.

Every 40 seconds...

A statistic is misused.

WHAT DO WE WANT?

FIVE SECONDS AGO

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
TIME TRAVEL

Every 3 seconds a woman has a baby

Our mission is to find this woman and stop her.

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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