Seco Jokes
16 seco jokes and hilarious seco puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about seco that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Quirky and Hilarious Seco Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
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I am 24 seconds older than my twin brother...
... whenever I come out of the toilet I start a sentence with "When I was your age...." then proceed telling him the details of my majestic creation.
How many seconds are there in one year?
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, august 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
How many seconds are in 6 weeks?
10!
If you think 30 seconds isn't a significant period of time..
... try hesitating for 30 seconds when your wife asks you if she looks fat in that dress.
When I say 60 seconds..
I minute.
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In three seconds, anagram the word s**... into a derogatory term for a group of people based on a distinct physical trait.
The word we were looking for is GINGERS. You monster.
Every 60 seconds in Africa...
A minute passes.
Every 40 seconds...
A statistic is misused.
WHAT DO WE WANT?
FIVE SECONDS AGO
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
TIME TRAVEL
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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?
Seconds? They barely get firsts!
Did you know every 15 seconds in Africa...
a quarter of a minute passes.
Secondary School Pick up Lines
Are you the Detention room because i'm going to spend the next two and a half hours inside you
Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?
Because he just couldn't Lego.
How many seconds are there in a year?
Twelve
With 30 seconds remaining, the chef would use up the rest of the seasoning.
He ran out of thyme.
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Seco One Liners
Which seco one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seco? I can suggest the ones about pick and birth.
- Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
