Secede Jokes
19 secede jokes and hilarious secede puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about secede that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Secede Short Jokes
Short secede jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The secede humour may include short separate jokes also.
- I hear Scotland is trying to leave the UK again... Well if at first you don't secede, try try again.
- There's a saying in the South If at first you don't secede, ask for government help after and try again
- Bohemia just announced its plans to secede from the Czech Republic. Is this the real life?
- With this new Janus Supreme Court Decision A lot of Conservatives are finally going to be able to secede from the Union.
- I knew a guy back in high school who was ambitiously racist... He was voted Most Likely to Secede.
- Scotland highly likely to have another independence referendum "If at first you don't secede, try again."
- Today is a good day for the south... They think if the federal government shuts down for 15 hours, they're allowed to secede
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Secede One Liners
Which secede one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with secede? I can suggest the ones about seize and secluded.
- Confederate states be like When you try your best but you don't secede.
- In high school, what was Robert E Lee voted? Most likely to secede
- How can California secede from the Us without any documents or agreements? Earthquakes
- ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US would they be considered a developing nation?
- Why does Catalonia want to secede from Spain? Because they can't Catalan with each other.
- No one excpected South Sudan to secede from its former state. It was all very Sudan.
- In high school the South was voted most likely to secede.
- The sight of you makes me want an American Spirit I want to secede and isolate.
Great Secede Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about secede you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean retreat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make secede pranks.
Secede from the Union
United States: Should we do something about guns?
Texas: WE CAN AND WILL SECEDE FROM THE UNION IF WE SEE IT FIT TO DO SO
United States: How bout dem immigrants tho
Texas: WE CAN AND WILL SECEDE FROM THE UNION IF WE SEE IT FIT TO DO SO
United States: I like ice cream
Texas: WE CAN AND WILL SECEDE FROM THE UNION IF WE SEE IT FIT TO DO SO
United States: Let's ban w**...
Texas: aiight cool
California:WE CAN AND WILL SECEDE FROM THE UNION IF WE SEE IT FIT TO DO SO
