Secant Jokes

Funniest Secant Short Jokes

Short secant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The secant humour may include short tangent jokes also.

1. Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry? Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
2. How long does it take to draw a line through a circle without going through the center? About a secant
3. I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry... But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"
4. How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem? "Oh secant, you say?"

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Secant One Liners

Which secant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with secant? I can suggest the ones about tangent math and sin cos tan.

1. Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan.
2. Girl, are you the secant of angle Z? Cuz you sure are sec(Z)
3. I participated in a trigonometry competition I got secant place.
4. Why don't white girls like trigonometry? Because secant even.
5. What did the circle say when the square kept asking him a question? Wait a secant
6. What do you call a blind trig function? Se-cant.
7. what do you call a blind mathematician? a secant.
8. [Calculus Joke] Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan
9. What's a Mathematician's favourite food? Secant rice.
10. What's blind man's favorite trigonometric function? Secant
11. A caveman mathematician drops his glasses... All he says is secant
12. What did the cosine say as it was waiting? One / secant.
13. What graph has an average mathematician's favorite type of slope? secant

Cheeky Secant Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about secant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cosine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make secant pranks.