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Johann Sebastian Bach finds a time machine...
Johann Sebastian Bach finds a finds machine and comes to present time. He walks into a bar and finds a beautiful woman and introduces himself. He asks to buy her a drink, and she says okay, sure. When he gets to the bar he tells the bartender that he actually doesn't have any American money. The woman hears him and scoffs, I knew I shouldn't have talked to your Baroque a**....
Was Johann Sebastian Bach wealthy?
No, he was baroque.
Today I learned that Johann Sebastian Bach had to perform at weddings to make ends meet...
Turns out he was pretty baroque after all.
What does the actor who plays Bucky Barnes have in commom with his overzealous supporters?
They're all Sebastian stans.
Today I learned that johann Sebastian Bach was a big time gambler...
It got so bad that he went baroque.
Sorry...
Why did Johann Sebastian only go to college for 2 years?
He only needed an elor's degree.
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What's the difference between Sebastian Vettel and a jew?
The f**... expression when you hit the gas.
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