Ridiculous Seaweed Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What do fish smoke?
Seaweed.
With what did the scuba-diver use to cut seaweed?
A sea-saw
How do fish get s**......
...Seaweed.
What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?
Sea-w**....
I'll show myself the door.
How do fish get high?
Seaweed
Why do some fish always look high?
Because of all the seaweed.
Why are all the fish high?
Because of the seaweed.
I've already shown myself out, don't worry.
"I've found that I'd scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me."
- Kevin James
How do fish party?
Seaweed.
Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?
Because of all the seaweed!
What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?
Norigami.
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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?
Gotta lay off the sea-w**....
An idea for a TV series
It's all about a young Irishman who makes his living collecting seaweed and herbs along the shores of Galway Bay, and his adventures as he travels to all the local town markets to sell them.
Working title: "Duffy the Samphire Purveyor"
What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?
Kelp me!
What's Spongebob's favorite drug?
Seaweed.
Why is the beach wet?
Cause the seaweed
What do fish like to smoke?
Seaweed
What did the s**... ask the ocean?
How much for a gram of seaweed?
Why did the fish get suspended from his school
He had seaweed in his locker
Why does the ocean smell bad?
Because the seaweed
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea-w**....
*First joke my 4 year old son learnt
Why was the sand wet?
because the seaweed
I'm addicted to seaweed.
I must seek kelp.
I have this weird compulsion to stare at seaweed
I desperately need to see kelp
I'm on a seaweed diet
I see w**... i smoke it
Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Because he got caught with seaweed.
Why did the beach laugh?
Because... the seaweed.
What type of m**... do fish smoke?
Seaweed.......,
I'll sea myself out
How do you get high on a boat?
Seaweed.
why were the merpeople acting funny
they legalized seaweed
What's a blind pothead's favorite herb?
Seaweed
try the seaweed diet
If you see w**... you smoke it
What do you smoke underwater?
Seaweed
What line convinced the seaweed to receive therapy?
"Stop it, get some kelp"
How did the duck become a addict
He started doing sea-w**... but quickly dived into quack.
Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
They were caught with seaweed.
I'll show myself out.
If you are addicted to seaweed...
...sea kelp.
What do Pirates get high on?
Seaweed.
Why did the beach fail a drug test?
Because of the seaweed
If you smoke seaweed on the beach...
...do you experience high tide?
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach for the first time.
The biologist is amazed at the birds, the seaweed, the fish. He goes in the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The physicist is mesmerized by the waves. The amplitude. The periodicity. The reflections. He goes in the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The chemist is sitting on the beach making notes in his lab book. He writes, "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water"
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach.
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach for the first time.
The biologist is amazed at the birds, the seaweed, the fish. He goes into the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The physicist is mesmerized by the waves. The amplitude. The periodicity. The reflections. He goes into the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is aslo over his head. He drowns.
The chemist is sitting on the beach making notes in his lab book.
He writes, "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
Why was the tide high?
Too much seaweed
What did the seaweed say whilst drowning?
Keeeelp!
How can you tell when seaweed is in trouble?
It yells "kelp!"
My math teacher grew seaweed on his wife's undergarments.
He really was fond of algae-bra.
what do you do when you're addicted to seaweed?
Seek Kelp.
If you're addicted to seaweed
Sea kelp
What do you call seaweed that's committed a crime
The Kalp-prit
I'm addicted to seaweed.
I need to sea kelp urgently
I saw a rainbow flag covered in seaweed.
AlgaeBTQ
