Seaweed Jokes
64 seaweed jokes and hilarious seaweed puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about seaweed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of seaweed jokes. From kelp to algae, we've got jokes about all types of seaweed. Whether you're looking for a pun or just a silly joke, we've got you covered.
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Funniest Seaweed Short Jokes
Short seaweed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The seaweed humour may include short seashells jokes also.
- My math teacher grew seaweed on his wife's undergarments. He really was fond of algae-bra.
- What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed? Norigami.
- Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Because he got caught with seaweed.
- What do you smoke underwater? Seaweed
- What do Pirates get high on? Seaweed.
- What do you call seaweed that's committed a crime The Kalp-prit
- What did the seaweed say whilst drowning? Keeeelp!
- I'm addicted to seaweed. I need to sea kelp urgently
- What do fish like to smoke? Seaweed
- Why is the beach wet? Cause the seaweed
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Seaweed One Liners
Which seaweed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seaweed? I can suggest the ones about algae and seashore.
- I'm addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp.
- what do you do when you're addicted to seaweed? Seek Kelp.
- I have this weird compulsion to stare at seaweed I desperately need to see kelp
- If you smoke seaweed on the beach... ...do you experience high tide?
- Why are oceans called "The High Seas"? Because of all the seaweed!
- I saw a rainbow flag covered in seaweed. AlgaeBTQ
- If you're addicted to seaweed Sea kelp
- How do fish get high? Seaweed
- What do fish smoke? Seaweed.
- If you are addicted to seaweed... ...sea kelp.
- Why was the tide high? Too much seaweed
- Why was the sand wet? because the seaweed
- Why did the fish get suspended from his school He had seaweed in his locker
- How can you tell when seaweed is in trouble? It yells "kelp!"
- With what did the scuba-diver use to cut seaweed? A sea-saw
Ridiculous Seaweed Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about seaweed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sea animal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make seaweed pranks.
How do fish get s**......
...Seaweed.
What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?
Sea-w**....
I'll show myself the door.
Why do some fish always look high?
Because of all the seaweed.
Why are all the fish high?
Because of the seaweed.
I've already shown myself out, don't worry.
"I've found that I'd scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me."
- Kevin James
How do fish party?
Seaweed.
What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?
Gotta lay off the sea-w**....
An idea for a TV series
It's all about a young Irishman who makes his living collecting seaweed and herbs along the shores of Galway Bay, and his adventures as he travels to all the local town markets to sell them.
Working title: "Duffy the Samphire Purveyor"
What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?
Kelp me!
What's Spongebob's favorite drug?
Seaweed.
What did the s**... ask the ocean?
How much for a gram of seaweed?
Why does the ocean smell bad?
Because the seaweed
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea-w**....
*First joke my 4 year old son learnt
I'm on a seaweed diet
I see w**... i smoke it
Why did the beach laugh?
Because... the seaweed.
why were the merpeople acting funny
they legalized seaweed
What's a blind pothead's favorite herb?
Seaweed
try the seaweed diet
If you see w**... you smoke it
What line convinced the seaweed to receive therapy?
"Stop it, get some kelp"
How did the duck become a addict
He started doing sea-w**... but quickly dived into quack.
Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
They were caught with seaweed.
I'll show myself out.
Why did the beach fail a drug test?
Because of the seaweed
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach for the first time.
The biologist is amazed at the birds, the seaweed, the fish. He goes in the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The physicist is mesmerized by the waves. The amplitude. The periodicity. The reflections. He goes in the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The chemist is sitting on the beach making notes in his lab book. He writes, "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water"
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach.
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach for the first time.
The biologist is amazed at the birds, the seaweed, the fish. He goes into the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The physicist is mesmerized by the waves. The amplitude. The periodicity. The reflections. He goes into the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is aslo over his head. He drowns.
The chemist is sitting on the beach making notes in his lab book.
He writes, "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
