Seaweed Jokes
64 seaweed jokes and hilarious seaweed puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about seaweed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of seaweed jokes. From kelp to algae, we've got jokes about all types of seaweed. Whether you're looking for a pun or just a silly joke, we've got you covered.
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Funniest Seaweed Short Jokes
Short seaweed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The seaweed humour may include short seashells jokes also.
- What's Spongebob's favorite drug? Seaweed.
- What's a blind pothead's favorite herb? Seaweed
- Why does the ocean smell bad? Because the seaweed
- How do fish party? Seaweed.
- Why did the beach fail a drug test? Because of the seaweed
- Why did the fish get kicked out of school? They were caught with seaweed.
I'll show myself out. - "I've found that I'd scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me." - Kevin James
- Why are all the fish high? Because of the seaweed.
I've already shown myself out, don't worry. - What line convinced the seaweed to receive therapy? "Stop it, get some kelp"
- why were the merpeople acting funny they legalized seaweed
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Seaweed One Liners
Which seaweed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seaweed? I can suggest the ones about algae and seashore.
- I'm addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp.
- I have this weird compulsion to stare at seaweed I desperately need to see kelp
- If you smoke seaweed on the beach... ...do you experience high tide?
- Why are oceans called "The High Seas"? Because of all the seaweed!
- How do fish get high? Seaweed
- What do fish smoke? Seaweed.
- Why was the tide high? Too much seaweed
- Why was the sand wet? because the seaweed
- Why did the fish get suspended from his school He had seaweed in his locker
- How can you tell when seaweed is in trouble? It yells "kelp!"
- With what did the scuba-diver use to cut seaweed? A sea-saw
- What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed? Norigami.
- What do Pirates get high on? Seaweed.
- What do you call seaweed that's committed a crime The Kalp-prit
- What did the seaweed say whilst drowning? Keeeelp!
Ridiculous Seaweed Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about seaweed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sea animal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make seaweed pranks.
How do you get high underwater?
seaweed! lol
my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?
Sea-w**....
I'll show myself the door.
What kind of drugs can you find underwater?
Seaweed.
What does Snoop sea lion smoke?
Seaweed.
Why do some fish always look high?
Because of all the seaweed.
What does a mermaid smoke?
Seaweed
Why did the crab jump out of the water?
Because the SeaWeed..
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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?
Gotta lay off the sea-w**....
An idea for a TV series
It's all about a young Irishman who makes his living collecting seaweed and herbs along the shores of Galway Bay, and his adventures as he travels to all the local town markets to sell them.
Working title: "Duffy the Samphire Purveyor"
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What did the s**... ask the ocean?
How much for a gram of seaweed?
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Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea-w**....
*First joke my 4 year old son learnt
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I'm on a seaweed diet
I see w**... i smoke it
Why did the waves blush?
Because the seaweed.
What do you call a dog that only eats seaweed?
A kelpie
Why did SpongeBob get arrested?
possession of seaWEED
Do fish smoke seaweed?
That wouldn't make any sense, they're underwater. They snort it
Pirates developed a bad reputation...
From dealing seaweed.
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A guy told me he's on the seafood diet. If he sees food he eats it
The other guy responded, I'm on the seaweed diet. If I see w**... I smoke it.
What did the fish say to the seaweed?
May I kelp you?
Why do seaweeds bud?
Because they are algae
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach for the first time.
The biologist is amazed at the birds, the seaweed, the fish. He goes in the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The physicist is mesmerized by the waves. The amplitude. The periodicity. The reflections. He goes in the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The chemist is sitting on the beach making notes in his lab book. He writes, "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water"
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach.
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach for the first time.
The biologist is amazed at the birds, the seaweed, the fish. He goes into the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The physicist is mesmerized by the waves. The amplitude. The periodicity. The reflections. He goes into the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is aslo over his head. He drowns.
The chemist is sitting on the beach making notes in his lab book.
He writes, "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
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My math teacher grew seaweed on his wife's undergarments.
He really was fond of algae-bra.
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I saw a rainbow flag covered in seaweed.
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