Seatbelt Jokes
58 seatbelt jokes and hilarious seatbelt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about seatbelt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Seatbelt Short Jokes
Short seatbelt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The seatbelt humour may include short passenger jokes also.
- A woman in her Kia did not wear a seatbelt and got into an accident Her body left her Soul.
- So they just announced the title to the tenth fast and furious movie.. Fast10: Your Seatbelts.
- What percentage of women drivers wear seatbelts? I don't know either, but it looks like this:
% - If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - "Fast10 - Your Seatbelt" in memory of Paul Walker.
- why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt.
Stay safe tonight everyone! - Reaching 3rd base in the back of a car, she stops me and tells me she wants to be safe I put her seatbelt on.
- The Fast and the Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
- Why didn't the anti-vaxxer wear a seatbelt? Because they didn't want to live in fear of car accidents.
- So I bought a new car, and was having trouble figuring out the new seatbelt... then it clicked.
- Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat-belt.
Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up
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Seatbelt One Liners
Which seatbelt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seatbelt? I can suggest the ones about seat and buckle.
- I've calculated the name for the next Fast & Furious movie... fast 10: Your Seatbelts
- Why did princess Diana cross the road She wasn't wearing her seatbelt
- What's fast and the furious 10 going to be called? Fast 10: your seatbelts
- I'm obsessed with seatbelts They're fastenating.
- Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't wear a seatbelt.
- Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
- They recently announced the title for Fast and furious 10 Fast 10:your seatbelts
- Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!
- For five years I simply couldn't figure out how to use a seatbelt. then it clicked.
- I ran into my high school bully yesterday Unfortunately he was wearing his seatbelt
- Why did the little girl cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
- Whats black and always in the back of a cop car?
A seatbelt. - Why did the child cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt
- Why did James Dean cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
- Fast and the furious 10 should be called Fast Ten: your seatbelts.
Wearing Seatbelt Jokes
Here is a list of funny wearing seatbelt jokes and even better wearing seatbelt puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did princess Diana cross the street? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
- Why did the child cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
- Why do you always have to wear a seatbelt in an autonomous car? In case the computer crashes.
- Why did the princess cross the road? She forgot to wear her seatbelt
- What kind of kids don't wear seatbelts? Dead kids.
- I vowed I would never wear a seatbelt. But under lots of pressure, I buckled.
- I started standing at my desk during work and got fired for it Apparently not wearing seatbelts during take off and landing is against company policy
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
- What do u say when MC Ride is wearing his seatbelt in the car MC Riding safe.
Ridiculous Seatbelt Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about seatbelt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean officer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make seatbelt pranks.
If you get pulled over and you have some Coke in your car, you're likely to get arrested.
However, if you get pulled over and you have some Pepsi in your car, you're likely to make a new friend.
Remember to always brush your seatbelts, buckle your teeth, and drink Pepsi.®️
So a cop pulls over a guy for wearing his seatbelt..
tells the citizen that his captain gave him a 100 dollar bill to give to the 100th person he sees wearing their seat belt. The citizen looks a little confused, but of course, accepts the note, and proceeds to leave. The officer asks, " So, if you don't mind my asking, what are you going to spend the money on?" To a reply of, " yes, i do mind your asking, and frankly, i don't think its any of your business." The officer of course is stunned, but , as he goes to leave, the drivers objects. "If you must know, i'll probably spend it on getting my drivers license." The cop is taken aback, as the passenger says, " Oh don't listen to him, he's drunk." Shortly thereafter, a knocking comes from the trunk, and a muffled voice says, " are we over the border yet?"
edited for grammar n**....
Princess Diana Jokes
What's the difference between Princess Diana and a blade of grass? About six feet.
How is Princess Diana like a mobile phone? Both die in tunnels.
Where does Diana stay when she visits Paris? Any place she can c**....
How is Princess Diana like breaking a bone? Both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and thirty-nine pennies? It's easier to scrape together thirty-nine pennies.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What's the difference between Princess Diana an Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40.
What would Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
Yes I am a horrible person wow.
Whats the difference between a seatbelt and a c**...?
One of them prevents lives being **lost** in an accident and the other prevents lives being **made** in an accident.
What do you call someone who doesn't wear a seatbelt?
An o**... donor
An Israeli Joke
An El Al plane lands at Ben Gurion Airport in Tel Aviv the morning of December 25. As they land, the pilot makes the following announcement: "Please remain seated with your seatbelts securely fastened while we taxi to the terminal. To those of you seated with your seatbelts securely fastened, Merry Christmas. To those of you in the aisles getting your suitcases from the overhead bins, welcome home."
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt.
But then it clicked.
Did you know they're gonna release the 10th Fast and Furious movie already?
It's called Fast10 your seatbelts.
