Seasonal Allergy Jokes

8 seasonal allergy jokes and hilarious seasonal allergy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about seasonal allergy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Seasonal Allergy Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good seasonal allergy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

It's allergy season upon us, so remember to say "pika" before you sneeze

and if you forget, just say "bacca" after!

It's allergy season. If my nose keeps running,

I'm going to have to buy it new shoes.

Conor McGregor doesn't have seasonal allergies.

He just can't handle the Mayweather.

Priests must be super busy during allergy season.

"Bless me Father for I have sneezed"

A woman is like a delicate, Spring flower...

...I have really bad seasonal allergies, so I just tend to get my fix by looking at pictures of them online.

Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.

This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.

My friend was complaining that he had a cold during allergy season.

I said, bet it snot.

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

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