The Best 6 Season Ticket Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Season Ticket jokes. There are some season ticket holiday jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these season ticket winter season puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Season Ticket Jokes and Puns

Anybody caught breaking rule will be fined....

The first day of university and Dean addressing the students, pointing out some of the rules: The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.

He continued, Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: How much for a season ticket?

I just walked past White Hart Lane and found 3 Spurs season tickets nailed to a wall.

I thought of having them.

Nails always come in handy.

Value of a season ticket!

A woman was reading a newspaper one morning and said A her husband,

'Look at this, dear. There's an article here about a man who traded his wife for a season ticket to Arsenal. You wouldn't do a thing like that,-would you?'

'Of course I wouldn't!' replied her husband. 'The season's almost over!'

What do a tampon and a redsox season ticket holder have in common?

Both have a great place to go but at a terrible time.

English Football joke.

A policeman stops a suspected drunk driver and asks him to take a

breath test, the driver pulls out a medical card which says 'this man

is asthmatic please do not take his breath.'

So the policeman asks him to take a blood test, the man then

pulls out another card which read 'this man is anemic, please

do not take his blood'. Finally the police, getting pissed off asks

him to take a urine test, finally the man pulled out his

Manchester United season ticket which read 'this man is a

Manchester United fan, please do not take the piss.

(Edit works with other teams as well.)


Why do Cleveland Cavaliers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?

So they can park in handicap spaces!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the season ticket speeding ticket jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working season ticket tax season piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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