seashells Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious seashells puns

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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Sally can't sell seashells down by the seashore anymore...

She was busted for conch-traband.

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Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells?

Because she outgrew the B-shells

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because B were too small and D were too large

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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?

Because she is too big for B-shells

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A blonde is walking along the shoreline of a lake in Minnesota looking for seashells when she spots another blonde across the lake from her. Eager for company she shouts loudly "How do I get to the other side?"

The other blonde shouts back "You're on the other side!"

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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her b-shells.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.

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Mermaids and their boobs

This one has always been a hit for me out in the field, in a goofy way.


Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because their boobs are too big for B-shells!

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It's difficult to say what my wife does.

She sells seashells on the seashore

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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Its difficult to say what my wife does

She sells seashells by the sea shore.

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Q: Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.

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Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells?

Because she was too small for D shells.

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Its hard to say what my wife does for a living...

...because she sells seashells on the seashore

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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because D-shells are too big and B- shells are too small.



*A random elderly woman just stopped in the street in front off where I was sitting and told me this. Awesome*

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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?

Because D shells are too big.

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Why does the Ariel from the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because the B-shells won't fit.

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Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish.....

Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells on their chests.

A shells are too small and D shells are too big!

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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because their boobs are too big for b-shells.

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It's hard to say exactly what my girlfriend does for a living...

... she sells seashells by the seashore.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she couldn't find the d-shells.

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Shelly sells seashells down by the seashore

Shelly got chlamydia.

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A man goes to see his accountant

A man goes to see his accountant about some help filing his taxes.

The accountant: okay I'll just need some information. What do you do for a living?

The man: I'm a dentist.

A: okay, and are you married?

M: yes, i am!

A: okay, and what does your wife do for a living?

M: well, it's sorta hard to say...

A: okay, but i need this information to proceed. What does she do?

M: She sells seashells down by the seashore!!

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Why do mermaids wear seashells?

because D shells dont fit

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Why did the mermaid like the seashells?

The D-shells were too big

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Sally sells seashells down by the seashore.

But that's just a front for Pied Piper's pickled peppers, shipped inside woodchuck chucked wood.

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What does a mathematical mermaid wear when she can't find her seashells?

An algebra.

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because D shells are too big

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because A-shells are too small.

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Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew outta her beeshells!!!

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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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What are the most funny Seashells jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Seashells? Well, here are the best Seashells dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Seashells pick up lines to share with friends.

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