Seashells Jokes

What are some Seashells jokes?

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Sally can't sell seashells down by the seashore anymore...

She was busted for conch-traband.

Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells?

Because she outgrew the B-shells

Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?

Because she is too big for B-shells

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because B were too small and D were too large

A blonde is walking along the shoreline of a lake in Minnesota looking for seashells when she spots another blonde across the lake from her. Eager for company she shouts loudly "How do I get to the other side?"

The other blonde shouts back "You're on the other side!"

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.

It's difficult to say what my wife does.

She sells seashells on the seashore

Q: Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.

Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells?

Because she was too small for D shells.

Its hard to say what my wife does for a living...

...because she sells seashells on the seashore

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because D-shells are too big and B- shells are too small.



*A random elderly woman just stopped in the street in front off where I was sitting and told me this. Awesome*

Why does the Ariel from the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because the B-shells won't fit.

Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish.....

Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells.

Why do mermaids wear seashells on their chests.

A shells are too small and D shells are too big!

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she couldn't find the d-shells.

It's hard to say exactly what my girlfriend does for a living...

... she sells seashells by the seashore.

Shelly sells seashells down by the seashore

Shelly got chlamydia.

A man goes to see his accountant

A man goes to see his accountant about some help filing his taxes.

The accountant: okay I'll just need some information. What do you do for a living?

The man: I'm a dentist.

A: okay, and are you married?

M: yes, i am!

A: okay, and what does your wife do for a living?

M: well, it's sorta hard to say...

A: okay, but i need this information to proceed. What does she do?

M: She sells seashells down by the seashore!!

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

because D shells dont fit

Why did the mermaid like the seashells?

The D-shells were too big

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