The Best 44 Seas Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Seas jokes. There are some seas sea jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these seas sailors puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Seas Jokes and Puns

In a far away land over the seas, there lives a tribe of 2 foot tall pygmies who live in 3 foot tall grass...

... called the Fug-ow-ees. They were named by an explorer who stumbled upon them one day in his travels and heard them say something along the lines of "we're the Fug-ow-ee."

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D
I'm not funny (._.)


Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre?


Feliz gravidad!
(Translation: What did the person falling from the very very tall building in december say?
Happy Gravity!)

Seas joke, 
Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre?

Why Are Firetrucks Red?

Firetrucks have 4 wheels and carry 8 men.

4 + 8 = 12

There are 12 inches in a ruler.

Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.

There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas.

Fish live in the seas.

Fish have fins.

People from Finland are called Fins.

Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago.

Russia has red on its flag.

And that's why they're red.

Cause they're always *russian* around.

A seashell tattoo

A blonde is showing off her tattoo, a seashell, on the inside of her thigh. When a friend asks why she had the tattoo placed there, she answers: "When you put your ear against it, you can smell the sea!"


How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.

Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Seas joke, Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.

People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10

Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas

This season of Game of Thrones set new records for Piracy

Probably because it's written by George Arrrrr Arrrrr Martin

When I was a kid I wanted to become a pirate, and sail the open seas.

But instead, I just ended up downloading a lot of movies.

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

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Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans

I guess they were accident prawn

What's a pirates favorite letter?

You would think R, but pirates really have a passion of the seas.

Value of a season ticket!

A woman was reading a newspaper one morning and said A her husband,

'Look at this, dear. There's an article here about a man who traded his wife for a season ticket to Arsenal. You wouldn't do a thing like that,-would you?'

'Of course I wouldn't!' replied her husband. 'The season's almost over!'

What's the difference between jeweler, a cut down tree, and a sea captain?

A sea captain watches the seas, while a jeweler sees the watches.

I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas.

There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed.

Seas joke, I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas.

The fifth season will start in a few days

Nuclear Winter

In what body of water did Hitler keep his string?

The Knot seas

Bring on the downvotes!

There are only two seasons in Russia:

Winter and nuclear winter.


This new season of survivor is turning out better than I ever expected.

I was really worried when they announced Survivor: White House.

We got our Seasonal bulk in at work today and got Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil.

It's for Autumnmobiles

What are the four seasons called in New England?

Almost winter, Winter, Still winter, and 3 months of bad sledding.

I hated being a pirate in school...

All I got was seven seas.

Why are firetrucks red?

Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always Russian" around.

What are the only two seasons in Michigan?

Winter and road construction.

A seasoned general, surveying the battlefield with his lieutenant, sees an enemy soldier with his arm in a hole full of water

"Let's avoid him", the general says to the lieutentant. "He's well-armed."

What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Spring time!

Nautilus

Two succesful marine biologists come back from their recent expedition, near the seas of Indonesia.

Biologist 1: You won't believe our results. We documented so many different types of fish, including a lot of nautiluses.

Biologist 2: It's not a lie.

I hate being a pirate in school.

Everytime I get back my report card, it has seven seas in it...

Back in the day last name said something about your profession...

The Smiths would hammer away creating armor and weapons as blacksmiths. The Fishers would navigate the seas in search as fishermen. And The Dickinsons, well no one really knew what they did.

My son hates being in pirate school.

I don't blame him, his report card always has seven seas.

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…

Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful!"

Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"

Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtably the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that!"

Autumn ~ *-leaves-*

This season of Earth is not realistic

So many plot holes. Like, where did the murder hornets go? Why introduce them if they're not important to the story?

I'm feeling Lost.

What do ye call a pirate with a big booty?

Thicc, with seven seas.

I hate being a pirate in school.

In my report card I always get seven seas.

Seasonal depression is kinda like a catholic woman giving birth...

It's gonna happen whether you like it or not and once it's done you know the next one's only 9 months away.

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

I'm not ready to stop laughing.

After 3 weeks at sea, the captain speaks to the oarmen. "I know its been rough seas, and tough rowing, but I've got some good news and bad news for you. The good news is you all get to change underwear....

...the bad news is, George you change with Bob. James, you change with Bill. John, you change with Ed, Rob you change.........."

Seasonal Affective Disorder

More like Fall Damage, mirite?

Why are Fire Trucks red?

Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are 12 inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and firetrucks are always russian around.

Do you know why firetrucks are red?

Firetrucks have 4 wheels and carry 8 people.

4+8=12

There are 12 inches in a ruler

Queen Elizabeth is a ruler

There was a ship named Queen Elizabeth

Ships sail on seas

Seas have fish

Fish have fins

People from Finland are Finns

Finland and Russia border each other

Russians are red

Firetrucks are always Russian around

On the subject of American independence, did you know that the Revolution was initially viewed as a breach of contract?

They heard that the Americans violated the teas and seas.

Seashell Tattoo

I know this girl who has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh.

If you put your ear up to it you can smell the ocean.

Why are fire trucks red?

Because they have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve. Twelve inches is a foot, and a foot is a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is also a ruler, but queen Elizabeth is also a ship, and ships sail the seas, and seas have fish, and fish have fins, and the Fins fought the Russians, Russians are red, and fire trucks are always russhing around

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the seas crew jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working seas ocean piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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