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Short search jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The search humour may include short seek jokes also.

  1. Ebay needs to step their game up. I searched for a cigarette lighter and 15,000 matches came up.
  2. I just explained Google images to my mum... "Pick anything to search for" I told her.
    "What about a nice cream pie?" She asked.
    "Except that." I replied.
  3. What's the biggest difference between Google and Pornhub? I'm willing to go to the 2nd page of search results on Pornhub.
  4. A thief A thief broke in to my house last night........He started searching my house for money so I woke up and searched with him.
  5. Have you heard about that new zelda game where you play as Zelda on a quest through underground caves? Search for the link below.
  6. Two FBI agents search an office and find a hard drive with "KGB" on it... One of the agents asks the other, "Why didn't they just write '1 TB' instead?"
  7. A burglar entered my house In the middle of the night so I asked him what he was doing. He said he was looking for money so I got up and searched with him :(
  8. Told my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invited. She asked if it was a search party :(
  9. There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke.
  10. A thief broke into my house last night He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him

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Search One Liners

Which search one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with search? I can suggest the ones about quest and finding.

  1. I searched google for "how to start a large fire" 52,000 matches
  2. IamA Bing search engine AMA Please. Just ask me something.
  3. A Robber entered my home in hopes of finding money..... I joined the search with him.
  4. What's the most searched word on Bing? Google
  5. Why haven't we found aliens yet ? because they are searching for intelligent life too.
  6. Ebay is way to hard to use I searched for lighters, and all I got was 71,274 matches.
  7. I've searched high and low for my brother's killer but nobody is willing to do it.
  8. I searched eBay for lighters But it only showed me 16,277 matches.
  9. What's the worst thing you can come across while searching the web? Your keyboard.
  10. What's the safest place to hide a dead body? Page 2 of Google search.
  11. I went on ebay and searched for lighters But all they had was 238,184 matches
  12. What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer? Google Chrome.
  13. Why are telescopes pointed away from earth? Because they search for intelligent life
  14. The r in Gary Oldman … Is the most critical letter in the history of Google searches.
  15. A man is using Yahoo as his default search engine...

Search For Jokes

Here is a list of funny search for jokes and even better search for puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I've been searching for two years to find my wife's killer So far, nobody will take the job.
  • Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for "stuffing" on Google than on PornHub.
  • Have you noticed that if you google the phrase "lost medieval servant boy" The search returns "Page not found".
  • I had an idea for a movie where a retired CIA agent searches for his daughter in Paris It turns out that idea was taken
  • A policeman said he wanted to search my car. "You won't find any drugs," I told him.
    He said, "You don't sound sure about that."
    I said, "Trust me, I looked earlier."
  • What does the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle uranus in search of Klingons.
  • A city in northern England has mysteriously disappeared The police are still searching for Leeds
  • I searched in Google "How do I know if my wife is a witch". You could've just asked me! - she yelled from the kitchen.
  • I've been searching for an anagram of "tired" all day. Oh well, I tried.
  • Went to buy a lighter on Amazon, when I searched, it said, "4.2 million matches found!" Guess I'll have to go to the store.

Google Search Jokes

Here is a list of funny google search jokes and even better google search puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I searched Google for a lighter . . . But all I found was 96k matches .
  • I made a terrible mistake when I searched for Gary Oldman on Google. I forgot the R
  • Where does Google like to drink at? The search bar.
  • I was trying to google "How do I know if I had Alzheimer's?" Apparently, someone has already searched that. Weird...
  • How does Google celebrate its birthday? With a search party.
  • I tried searching Alzheimer's on Google… … but for some reason all the links were purple.
  • I did a Google search for a cigarette lighter. Ended up with 15,000 matches.
  • How did the bank robber choose his next target? He used Google safe search.
  • I googled alzheimers symptoms... And it had already been searched before.
  • During quarantine, Google saw a shift in the top 5 Google searches. The no. 1 position went from how to get laid to how to get laid off.
Search joke, During quarantine, Google saw a shift in the top 5 Google searches.

Search Engine Jokes

Here is a list of funny search engine jokes and even better search engine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call an Italian search engine? Badda Bing
  • A guy from Jersey bought a search engine and some fireworks. He bought-a-bing and bought-a-boom
  • What's the most popular search engine in Israel? They surf the Net On Yahoo.
  • If Google made a car would it be electric? No, a search engine.
  • So, If the Microsoft search engine were to be acquired by Amazon… That'd be Amazing!
  • What's the difference between a quality microwave and someone who knows a quality search engine when they see it? the microwave goes Bing.
  • What search engine is best for finding lewd pictures? Yahooters
  • There's a new search engine being developed for infants Google Ga Ga
  • A Search Engine Optimization expert walks into a bar... pub, tavern, inn, taproom, drinkery, public house, beer garden, beer, alcohol.
  • What engine does the Google maps car have? A search engine!

Bing Search Jokes

Here is a list of funny bing search jokes and even better bing search puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results or page 1 of Bing.
  • What is Bing's most searched word ? Chrome
  • I was going to use Bing for all my searches ...but I couldn't find myself doing it
  • Google, Yahoo, and Bing walk into a bar A search bar!
    No? I thought it was too GUI
  • I searched Google for "popular singer, last name Crosby, active from the 20s-70s." I got plenty of results but they were not as helpful as I would have liked. Guess I should have used Bing.
  • My friend told me that there was a search engine called Bing. So I googled it, which is kinda the point
  • Does it ever strike you that the search engine "Bing" was named after Chandler Bing from Friends ???
  • I use Bing over Google Because why search things using the *Alphabet* when you can use a computers.
  • What's the most searched item on Bing? Download Google Chrome
  • What is Bing`s most searched topic? Google

Search Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny search up jokes and even better search up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I searched on eBay for something to light my candles with... It said, "No matches found"
  • My girl threw this one at me right before bed: "Do you know why I don't like going to the dentist?" Because they always do a full cavity search!
  • Why do chess players search for love in Central Europe? They prefer Czech mates
  • The perfect response to "there's a party in my pants and everyone's coming" "Is it a search party?" Ba-dum-tiss..
  • I spent all night searching for the sun ..and then it dawned on me
  • "Suspect is an elder female with an extensive criminal background..." "We don't have any leads, but we'll search every crook and nanny until we find her."
  • A Russian spy enters the White House in search of intelligence. He had to return home empty handed.
  • There's a place in UK where you can search for lost and found Its called The British Museum
  • I've spent my whole life searching for an invisible dolphin. But now I don't see the porpoise.
  • Why did the police chief assign the epileptic cop to K9 patrol? They made a perfect team. The K9 did the searches and the cop did the seizures!
Search joke, Why did the police chief assign the epileptic cop to K9 patrol?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about search can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of search puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Great Search Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about search you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean request jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make search prank.

Kim Kardashin flour b**... incident

Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin.
They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing

FBI Investigation.

The phone rings at the FBI headquarters.
"Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding m**... inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, Sir."
The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes the they bust open every piece of wood, but finds no m**.... They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house.
"Hey Clifford, did the FBI come?"
"Yep"
"Did they chop the wood?"
"Yep"
"Great, now it's your turn to call. i need my garden plowed."

Searching for Sasquatch

Two men are on a hunt through the forest looking for Sasquatch.
After days and days of searching and not even finding a footprint, they happen to run into an old native man.
They ask the man "Have you by any chance seen a Sasquatch around here?"
Confused, he replies "Sasquatch?"
They answer him "Sasquatch..you know; big, hairy, smells bad.."
"Oh!" he replies. "You mean squawsnatch!"

Disappointment

a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that "PHILLIPS 14 INCH" was actually a T.V

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning

when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

When I worked as Tech Support for an ISP I had a woman call outraged that we allowed "filth" on her computer...

After she calmed down slightly she explained that her 10 year old Granddaughter was sleeping over and they were having a "Spa Night" and did a web search on "Facials". . . .I was able to hit the mute button in time to avoid making matters far worse... True Story!

Tragedy in Poland

The worst air disaster in Poland's history occurred today when a two-seat Cessna 120 crashed into a cemetery.
So far 374 bodies have been found.
Polish search and rescue officials indicate that the number will probably rise as they continue to dig.

A burglar breaks into a house...

He starts searching the house for valuables and comes across some jewelery, which he begins to stuff into his bag. Just then a menacing voice echoes through the house moaning "Jesus is watching you". The burglar looks around, sees no one and decides his imagination is just playing tricks on him. As the burglar continues his search he finds some electronics, but before he can stuff them in his bag he hears the voice again moaning "Jesus is watching you". This time the burglar takes a good look around the room he's in and realizes that there is a bird cage with a parrot in it. He walks up to the parrot and asks, "Did you say that?". The parrot stares at him for a second and replies "yes". The burglar realizes that the parrot is somewhat intelligent so he asks "What's your name?". The parrot squawks "Moses".
"What kinda guy names his parrot Moses?"
"The same kinda guy who names his vicious rottweiler Jesus"

What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

I've just been arrested by police investigating match fixing.

They executed search warrants at my home and office, seized my computer, laptop and mobile phone, and froze my bank account.
All I did was go into my local bookies and put a £5 bet on Manchester United to win.

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

Where is the best place to hide something?

On the second page of Google search results.

Who said r**... aren't real smart?

"Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and hiding m**... inside!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no m**.... They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they split yer farwood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "h**... poem"?

Tragedy in Eastern Canada

Canada's Worst Air Disaster occurred earlier today when a Cessna 152, a small two-seater plane, crashed into a cemetery early this morning in central Newfoundland.
Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far, and expect that number to climb as searching continues through the evening.

Where ya from Sam?

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.
"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked.
And with pain in his voice, Sam replied, "The balcony."

I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter "y"...

...when I had to type "analytics" into the search bar during a presentation at work.

If you're searching for motivation and positivity look no further!

Because you probably won't find any

A committee has narrowed the search for a name for the newly hypothesised 9th planet.

It's between Urpenis and Urvagina.

What do mathematicians and ravers have in common

They both search for X

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

The cops raided our house and set off my epilepsy...

Talk about a search and seizure

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I will leave now)

An older woman's husband dies during a b**... session.

She decides to do something crazy with her life, and buys a Harley, gets a few tattoos, and goes out in search of the h**...'s Angels.
When she finds them they give her an initiation test.
"You ever killed a man?" They ask.
"Yep" she says. "Killed my husband."
"You ever steal anything?" They ask.
"Oh all the time." She replies.
"You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
"Sure have, and strung up by my n**...".

Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

I was searching for bear photos

When I made a grizzly discovery

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life"

But John came fifth, and won a toaster.


*Last post of this was 6 months ago from my quick search, reposting because it is hilarious.*

Ain't no party like a missing child search party

Cause a missing child search party don't stop.

Breaking news

This morning saw what will probably become the worst air disaster in the Midwest. An ultralight single-seater plane crashed into a cemetery in Stockholm, Wisconsin. So far, the search and rescue teams have recovered 1736 bodies and as the digging continues into the night, we can only expect that number to climb.

A woman gives birth to a bouncing baby boy...

(Sorry if repost, I did a search)
A woman gives birth to a bouncing baby boy and the doctor hands him to her, remarking, "That's a cute baby!"
Mom says, "Oh I bet you say that about every baby you deliver."
Doctor says, "No no, only when they're really cute."
"What do you say when they're ugly?"
"He looks just like his mother!"

Did you hear about the guy who got pulled over?

The cops received a warrant and were able to search his car and they opened the glove box and ended up finding sodium chloride and a nine volt...
He got charged with assault and battery

A computer science teacher asks the class to turn to page 404.

The students search feverishly, to no avail

Minnesota's worst air disaster occurred earlier today...

...when a Cessna 152, a small two-seater plane, crashed into a Norwegian cemetery there early this morning.
Ole and Sven, working as search and rescue workers, have recovered 826 bodies so far, and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Where's the best place to hide a corpse?

The second page of search results.

An epileptic cop brakes up a drug ring in an underground night club.

It was a search and seizure.

I searched Google for "How to cheat on my girlfriend."

The first result was "I hope you used the left hand to type that."

What did Google say to the politically incorrect employee?

I can help you search for a new job.

I've been searching for months for my girlfriend's killer...

...but no one will do it.

You don't want to get busy in an elevator.

Having s**... in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Note: I did check the sub for this joke. Couldn't find it (I admit I didn't search too deep but I hope you enjoy this one).
I apologize in advance if this has been reposted.

A teenager lost a contact lens while playing in the driveway...

After a fruitless search, he went inside the house and told his mother he lost a lens and, try as he might, could not find it.
Undaunted, the mother went outside and in only a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand.
"How did you manage to find it, mom?" the teenager asked.
"We weren't looking for the same thing" she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150".

Why did the police search Santas sleigh

Because they had probable Claus

I am Responsible

Employer : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible.
Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible..

What's the best way to hide a body?

On the second page of a google search.

Stalin loses his pipe...

...he tells the KGB chairman to find Stalin's pipe.
Three days later, Stalin finds his pipe under a sofa. He calls the chairman to tell him that he can call off the search.
Upon telling him the news, the chairman said: "But that's impossible! Three people have already confessed to stealing the pipe!"

I was subject to a full cavity search by the authorities yesterday.

I would say it was hands *down* the s**... part of my life, but...

A p**... and a czechoslovakian went missing in a forest.

A search party of hunters formed and they went looking for the two and came upon two very large bears mating. They shot and killed the bears and cut the female bear open and found the p**...'s remains in her belly. One of the hunters replied "I guess the Czech's in the male"

A man went on a semi-guided hunting trip in the remote wilderness.

Before setting off on the first day the guide instructed him to shoot three times into the air if he should get lost. Sure enough, the man the man became lost and did as instructed. Nobody came. This continued over the course of the next four days. Finally, on the fifth day a search party located the lost man and just in the nick of time as he only had one arrow left.

One night, a thief came into my house to look for money while I was sleeping.

I woke up to search with him

Went into town to get some apples.

Sadly, it was a fruitless search.

I tried searching Google for cigarette lighters

And all I got was 15,000 matches.

A wife tells her husband that she's discovered his secret f**... via his search history...

"It was a weird one for sure," she says, "but I think I can make it work without being too embarrassed, as long as you don't film it." He accepts.
Later that night, he asks her if she wants to try it. She smiles, begins to undress, and goes "SKIPPITY BEE BOP BEE BOP DUP-A DUAAA"

Police are currently on the search for a man who steals the ends of jokes.

He is described as being a tall, blond man with a very big

Back in the day last name said something about your profession...

The Smiths would hammer away creating armor and weapons as blacksmiths. The Fishers would navigate the seas in search as fishermen. And The Dickinsons, well no one really knew what they did.

I've just searched for half an hour to see if the joke I was going to post was a repost

It wasn't, so I'm going to have to think of another one.

What's the difference between a g**... and a TV remote?

Men will actually search for a TV remote.

One day people will land on Mars. Search for the rover, dust him off and give it the treatment it deserves.

A robo bro b**....

Youtube was taken offline by the courts today for their search algorithm was facilitating paedophelia.

Their lawyers appealed the verdict immediately. But they only got an automated answer that told them to reapply in 30 days.

Don't confuse your Google search with my computer scienc--

-- actually, never mind. It amounts to the same thing.

Search joke, Don't confuse your Google search with my computer scienc--

jokes about search

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The impact of these search jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.