Search Seizure Jokes

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Why did the police chief assign the epileptic cop to K9 patrol?

They made a perfect team. The K9 did the searches and the cop did the seizures!

An epileptic cop brakes up a drug ring in an underground night club.

It was a search and seizure.

The cops raided our house and set off my epilepsy...

Talk about a search and seizure

If a cop enters your home, falls down and begins convulsing....

Is that an unlawful search and seizure?

What is it called when an epileptic police officer walks into a house with a warrant?

Search and seizure!!!

What game do people with epilepsy play instead of hide-and-seek?

Search and seizure

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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