Seance Jokes
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Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."
By a curious co-incidence, kurt cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."
Why did the chicken hold a seance?
To get to the other side.
I was at a seance and the spiritualist kept giggling, so I punched him.
My mother always told me to strike a happy medium.
Went to a seance in a probiotic yoghurt factory last night.
Scared the life out of me. Last time I dabble with the Yakult.
How did the French-German psychic perform a seance?
On a Yes-Yes board.
What do you use when you want to clean windows during a seance?
a squeegee board.
My friend really believes he's talking to ghosts when using a Ouija board
But I just think it's a pseudo seance
Why can't you have a mechanical wave seance in space?
Cause you'd need a medium
I used to do seances behind the bar
The management put a stop to it, they said the spirits were disappearing.
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