Seamstress Jokes

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Funniest Seamstress Short Jokes

Short seamstress jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The seamstress humour may include short sewing jokes also.

1. What do you call a seamstress who makes things up? A *fabric*ator.
   It was a slow day at work...
2. How do you tell the difference between a seamstress and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word "sewer".
3. A seamstress accidentally pulls a string and unravels her life's work... Oops, wrong thread.
4. On Christmas morning, a man says to his seamstress wife "take this small metal bucket" "as a thimble of my love"
5. Why did the seamstress keep getting knocked up? She kept getting confused when her customers said they wanted her to take the seam in.
6. Did you hear about the elderly seamstress with poor vision? She doesn't mend straight anymore.
7. My grandmother was an amazing seamstress, and continued to sew even after going blind. But she never used a thimble. I guess she just didn't see the point.
8. What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress? Wow, you seamstressed out.
   (I'm so sorry)
9. What do you call a new dress-maker who is uncomfortable with the idea of customers testing her merchandise? A seamstress who seems stressed when you stress the seams.
10. Why did the stand-up comedian break up with the seamstress? She kept stealing his material

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Seamstress One Liners

Which seamstress one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seamstress? I can suggest the ones about tailor and sewing machine.

1. What do you say to an overworked clothing maker? You seamstressed.
2. What do you call a fast seamstress? *Tailor Swift*
3. What do you call an evil seamstress? A looming threadt
4. Have you heard the one about the seamstress? It's sew sew.
5. How do you get a seamstress's attention? a hem!
6. What's the most honest way to earn a living as a seamstress? The Ernest Hemingway
7. What did the Italian seamstress say to the Greek playwright? Euripides!
8. The seamstress tried her hand at making jokes. But this time she was all out of material.
9. What did the masseuse say to the camping seamstress? Why sew tents?
10. Why are British seamstresses the best? Knicker, pleats.
11. My mother told me she regrets not being a seamstress I told her so
12. How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was? So,so.....
13. What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed
14. What street do the Serious Seamstresses live on? Ernest Heming Way
15. What do you call a male seamstress? Gay

Delightful Fun Seamstress Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about seamstress you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sewer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make seamstress pranks.