Seams Jokes

26 seams jokes and hilarious seams puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about seams that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Seams Short Jokes

Short seams jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The seams humour may include short stitches jokes also.

  1. My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams. (Don't hate me.)
  2. I have a friend who writes lyrics about sewing machines She is a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams
    They'll keep you bobbin your head.
  3. My friend writes songs about sewing machines... Yes...He's a Singer songwriter....or sew it seams !!
  4. I think my wife's sewing machine is on the blink. I'm not sure what's wrong, it just doesn't seam right.
  5. I took my shoddy suit to the tailors, and said, "can this be repaired? It looks like the stitching's come undone." "Hmmm, yes... ", he replied, examining the suit, "sew it's seams".
  6. I got a C- for my high school sewing project. The teacher's only comment was.... Seams reasonable.
  7. I have a friend who writes ballads about antique sewing machines... He's a Singer songwriter it seams...
  8. Why did the seamstress keep getting knocked up? She kept getting confused when her customers said they wanted her to take the seam in.
  9. I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines So there's a singer/songwriter... or sew it seams.
  10. I took my suit back to the tailor as the stitching had come undone. I showed him the problem and he said, "Hmmm, yes... sew its seams".

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Seams One Liners

Which seams one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seams? I can suggest the ones about sewing and sewer.

  1. My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He's a singer songwriter or sew it seams.
  2. I thought I fixed my pants, but apparently the stitching fell out... Or sew it seams.
  3. I think I can fix one of your ripped shirts. Well sew it seams anyway.
  4. How can you tell if a sewing machine is trustworthy? If it seams legit
  5. I met a tailor today He seams nice.
  6. Today is National Tailor's Day... ... Or sow it seams
  7. A friend of mine asked if it is possible to repair a torn wetsuit. It seams sew.
  8. Have you guys already heard the one about the self-replicating shirt? ah, it's seams sew.
  9. How does a sewing machine feel while it's working? Happily, it seams.
  10. Why did the awful tailor die? He just couldn't seam to save his life.
  11. Can you really take sticks and twigs and make them into clothing? Sew it wood seam
  12. Why did the boss send his seamstress home? Because she didn't seam well.
  13. My evasive seamstress could make a new pair of pants for you... ... or sew it seams.

Seams joke, My evasive seamstress could make a new pair of pants for you...

Gather Around for Fun Seams Jokes and Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about seams you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sewing thread jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make seams pranks.

A seamstress accidentally pulls a string and unravels her life's work...

Oops, wrong thread.

There was a seamstress who wanted to be a singer…

One day, she found a bottle, rubbed it, and inside was a genie. The genie granted her 3 wishes. Her 1st wish was I want to be a singer .
Her wish was granted, and she was turned into a sewing machine.

Seams joke, There was a seamstress who wanted to be a singer…