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A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship.
He turns on his signal lamp and sends, Change your course, 10 degrees west.
The light signals back, Change yours, 10 degrees east.
The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, I'm a US Navy captain. You must change your course, sir.
The light signals back, I'm a s**... First Class. You must change your course, sir.
Now the captain is mad. He signals, I'm an aircraft carrier. I'm not changing my course.
The light signals back a final message: I'm a lighthouse. Your call.
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a s**..., second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
Everyone has been in the Navy at least once.
We all started out as a s**...
My buddy joined the Navy and became a s**....
If he had studied harder, though, he would've been a C+ man instead.
What does a sailor in the navy farts smell like?
s**....
Change your course
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: Change your course 10 degree east.
The light signals back: Change yours, 10 degrees west.
Angry, the captain sends: I'm a navy captain! Change your course, sir!
I'm a s**..., second class, comes the reply. Change your course, sir.
Now the captain is furious. I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!
There is one last reply. I'm a lighthouse. Your call.
Change Your Course...
Heard this from some friends, thought I'd post this here.
On a very dark night, a Captain of a battleship saw a light headed on a collision course.
He sent a warning message: "Change your course 15 degrees East!". He receives the reply: "You change your course 15 degrees West!".
Annoyed he sends another message: "I am a Navy Captain, now change your course!". He receives another reply: "I'm a s**... 2nd class, I suggest you change your course, sir!".
Angry, the captain sends another message: "I am a battleship! I will not change course!". Again he receives another reply: "I'm a light house! Your call.".
Why is a guy in the Navy called a s**...?
You are what you eat!
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