Seam Jokes

24 seam jokes and hilarious seam puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about seam that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Seam Short Jokes

Short seam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The seam humour may include short sewer jokes also.

  1. My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams. (Don't hate me.)
  2. I have a friend who writes lyrics about sewing machines She is a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams
    They'll keep you bobbin your head.
  3. My friend writes songs about sewing machines... Yes...He's a Singer songwriter....or sew it seams !!
  4. I think my wife's sewing machine is on the blink. I'm not sure what's wrong, it just doesn't seam right.
  5. I took my shoddy suit to the tailors, and said, "can this be repaired? It looks like the stitching's come undone." "Hmmm, yes... ", he replied, examining the suit, "sew it's seams".
  6. I got a C- for my high school sewing project. The teacher's only comment was.... Seams reasonable.
  7. I have a friend who writes ballads about antique sewing machines... He's a Singer songwriter it seams...
  8. Why did the seamstress keep getting knocked up? She kept getting confused when her customers said they wanted her to take the seam in.
  9. I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines So there's a singer/songwriter... or sew it seams.
  10. I took my suit back to the tailor as the stitching had come undone. I showed him the problem and he said, "Hmmm, yes... sew its seams".

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Seam One Liners

Which seam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seam? I can suggest the ones about sewing and sewing thread.

  1. My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He's a singer songwriter or sew it seams.
  2. I thought I fixed my pants, but apparently the stitching fell out... Or sew it seams.
  3. I think I can fix one of your ripped shirts. Well sew it seams anyway.
  4. How can you tell if a sewing machine is trustworthy? If it seams legit
  5. I met a tailor today He seams nice.
  6. Today is National Tailor's Day... ... Or sow it seams
  7. A friend of mine asked if it is possible to repair a torn wetsuit. It seams sew.
  8. Have you guys already heard the one about the self-replicating shirt? ah, it's seams sew.
  9. How does a sewing machine feel while it's working? Happily, it seams.
  10. Why did the awful tailor die? He just couldn't seam to save his life.
  11. Can you really take sticks and twigs and make them into clothing? Sew it wood seam
  12. Why did the boss send his seamstress home? Because she didn't seam well.
  13. My evasive seamstress could make a new pair of pants for you... ... or sew it seams.

Seam joke, My evasive seamstress could make a new pair of pants for you...

Seam Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about seam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sear jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make seam pranks.

A s**... goes up to his captain

He says Captain there is an enemy ship on the horizon.
The captain says Bring me my red shirt.
After the battle, the s**... is taking to the captain.
Captain, why did you tell me to bring you your red shirt?
If I was shot, the crew wouldn't notice and continue fighting.
Then someone shouted 20 enemy ships on the horizon!
The captain tells the s**..., Bring me my brown pants.

A seamstress accidentally pulls a string and unravels her life's work...

Oops, wrong thread.

There was a seamstress who wanted to be a singer…

One day, she found a bottle, rubbed it, and inside was a genie. The genie granted her 3 wishes. Her 1st wish was I want to be a singer .
Her wish was granted, and she was turned into a sewing machine.

s**... never laugh at my puns.

They're just too littoral.

Seamus walked into the pub, sat down at his usual table...

...and proudly announced, Drinks are on me tonight, boys.
His pals looked at each other, knowing that Seamus was very tight with his wallet. Michael spoke up, Are ye OK?
Seamus clapped him on the shoulder and said, Aye, Mikey, I'm just fine. Last night, while I was here with you lads, someone broke into me house.
p**... said, Yer joking! Did he get anything?
Seamus smiled and said, Two black eyes, a busted lip, and a boot to the nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.

[OC] What did the fabric say to the sewing machine?

You seam to keep things together around here.


Why do navy men marry virgins? Because loose lips sink ships.

The seamstress tried her hand at making jokes.

But this time she was all out of material.

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?


Seam joke, How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?