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Sealing Jokes

4 sealing jokes and hilarious sealing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sealing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Comical & Quirky Sealing Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What is a good sealing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A cardiologist died...

..and was given an elaborate f**.... A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said: "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own f**.....I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.

I was working on sealing a leak in a crack in my foundation when a friend told me I should look for one at the s**... shop...

...At first I was skeptical but I gave it a try and I must say, I was quite disappointed because it was everything but plugs.

Me and my wife were contemplating abortion until we saw a commercial sealing the deal...

"They'll do things their parents never even dreamed of, because these kids will grow up with Windows 10."

If you wrap up your fan...

...it becomes a sealing fan.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sealing can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sealing puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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