Seahorse Jokes
9 seahorse jokes and hilarious seahorse puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about seahorse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical & Quirky Seahorse Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good seahorse joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How do sea-horses run?
They scallop.
[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad?
Dad: Yes?
Son: Happy M-
Dad: DON'T
Son: Moth-
Dad: STOP
Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
*Dad bangs head on desk*
A young Asian boy comes home with his homework
He puts the paper in front of his father saying Daddy! Look! I did so well I got a seahorse sticker!
The father replies C-HORSE? WHY NOT A-HORSE
Who was the blind horse jealous of?
The seahorse.
What's the fastest speed at which a seahorse swims?
At a scallop.
How do seahorses get around?
They scallop
How does a father seahorse carry his babies?
In utebro
What do you call a creature with the head of a seahorse, body of a lobster, the hind legs of an octopus, the front legs of a penguin, and claws?
A crabomination
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
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