seahorse Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious seahorse puns

How do sea-horses run?

They scallop.

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[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad?

Dad: Yes?
Son: Happy M-
Dad: DON'T
Son: Moth-
Dad: STOP
Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
*Dad bangs head on desk*

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Who was the blind horse jealous of?

The seahorse.

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Why do seahorses live in saltwater?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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I am hung like a horse

a seahorse

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What do you call a creature with the head of a seahorse, body of a lobster, the hind legs of an octopus, the front legs of a penguin, and claws?

A crabomination

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Why didn't the seahorse have sex with the oyster?

Because he didn't want to catch *clam*ydia.

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Seahorse joke

Why do seahorses live in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What kind of horse likes to go to the beach?

A sea-horse

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Why did the USN not make a naval P-51?

They didn't want to fly a seahorse.

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What did the seahorse say to the fat man?

"You're fat!"

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Do you know how seahorses get around?

They scallop.

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What do you call a horse riding a surfboard?

A Seahorse

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What's made of wood, is full of semen and coasts through the front entrance?

A Trojan seahorse

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I used to bet on the seahorse races

until my bookie drowned

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What are the most funny Seahorse jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Seahorse? Well, here are the best Seahorse dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Seahorse pick up lines to share with friends.

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