Seahawks Jokes

39 seahawks jokes and hilarious seahawks puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about seahawks that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Seahawks Short Jokes

Short seahawks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The seahawks humour may include short football jokes also.

  1. Did you hear the one about the Seahawk who wouldn't stop talking? He kept beating a dead horse.
  2. What is the difference between the Seahawks and a dollar? You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
  3. Since I have a lot of exams next week... I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I'm sure to pass even if I shouldn't
  4. The Patriots asked the Seahawks: "Do you want to win the Super Bowl?" The Seahawks replied: "Nah, we'll pass."
  5. Have you heard that Gandalf is joining the Seahawks as a coach? He has only one strat: "You shall not pass!"
  6. The Seahawks were going to go to Disney Land after the super bowl but they decided to pass.
  7. I always wear my Seahawks jersey when I take tests... ...because I know I'll pass when I shouldn't.
  8. I always ware my Seahawks jersey on test day... Because i know ill pass even if i shouldn't
  9. Seahawks on the Super Bowl Hey, so are you guys wanting to win the Super Bowl?
    Nah, we'll pass.
  10. The Patriots offered the Seahawks a chance to win the super bowl They said "no thanks, we'll pass."

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Seahawks One Liners

Which seahawks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seahawks? I can suggest the ones about super bowl and touchdown.

  1. The Seattle Seahawks play calling.
  2. The Seahawks were going to go to Disney World... but they decided to pass.
  3. Gandalf is the new coach of the Seattle Seahawks.
  4. Abraham Lincoln was better at finishing plays than the Seahawks.
  5. Referees at the Lions-Seahawks Game
  6. I'm going to wear a Seahawks jersey to my next exam so I know that i'll pass.
  7. Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night? The Broncos' center
  8. A Seahawk was offered some drugs... "I'll pass."
  9. What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl? Haitians
  10. congrats Seahawks on winning the super bowl from all of here in the 3rd world countries
  11. Ever hear about the lost Vikings? Ask the Seahawks.
  12. I wore a Seattle Seahawks jersey to my midterm today. I know I shouldn't but ill pass.
  13. What runs well and efficiently except when you need it to? The Seattle Seahawks
  14. Gandolf here, TIFU by letting the Seahawks pass
  15. Where can you find the best joke book in the world? The Seattle Seahawks play book.

Seattle Seahawks Jokes

Here is a list of funny seattle seahawks jokes and even better seattle seahawks puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do you know you're a Seattle Seahawk? A butler serves you.
  • What do the Seattle Seahawks and school in July have in common? No class.
Seahawks joke, What do the Seattle Seahawks and school in July have in common?

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Seahawks Jokes

What funny jokes about seahawks you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean redskins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make seahawks pranks.

What's the difference between the Seahawks and a cheap h**...?

The h**... won't choke on six inches.

49ers Fan

On the first day of school, a first grade teacher explains to her class that she's a Seahawks fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Seahawks fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand? 'Because I'm not a Seahawks fan' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you aren't a Seahawks fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I'm a 49ers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you're a 49ers fan?' "Because my mom's a 49ers fan, and my dad's a 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too!" "Well" said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that's no reason for you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a m**..., what would you be?' Janie smiled and said 'I'd be a Seahawks fan.'

After the Seahawks game, a reporter went to interview a banged-up player, who had two black eyes.

The reporter said, "You look terrible - what happened to you?"
The player said, "I pulled a groin."
The reporter asks, "You have two black eyes - how did that happen if you pulled a groin?"
The guy responds, "Not mine - someone else's."

I guess she's got me there.

I stopped at a restaurant for dinner. The waitress asked me if I would like a salad, and I said, "I'll pass, even though I know I shouldn't." And she said, "Seahawks fan, huh?"

I'm not surprised the Seahawks chose to pass...

l**... was only there so he wouldn't get fined.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn l**...?

They couldn't fined him.

Seahawks joke, Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn l**...?