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Did you hear the one about the Seahawk who wouldn't stop talking?
He kept beating a dead horse.
After the Seahawks game, a reporter went to interview a banged-up player, who had two black eyes.
The reporter said, "You look terrible - what happened to you?"
The player said, "I pulled a groin."
The reporter asks, "You have two black eyes - how did that happen if you pulled a groin?"
The guy responds, "Not mine - someone else's."
The Seahawks were going to go to Disney World...
but they decided to pass.
A Seahawk was offered some drugs...
"I'll pass."
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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn l**...?
They couldn't fined him.
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Why didn't the Seahawks let Marshawn l**... to win the game?
He was just there so he won't get fined.
Why did the Seahawks pass the ball?
To get to the other side!
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