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41 seagul jokes and hilarious seagul puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about seagul that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Seagul Short Jokes

Short seagul jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The seagul humour may include short pelican jokes also.

  1. I saw a huge seagull today... It was big enough to be a D-gull
    But not quite big enough to be an Eagle
  2. Why do Seagulls hang out by the ocean? Because if they hung out by the bay, they'd be bagels.
  3. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull!
  4. I saw a seagull I saw a huge seagull this morning. It was big enough to be a D gull... But not quite big enough to be an eagle. One thing's for sure, it definitely wasn't a beagle.
  5. What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay? I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.
  6. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bay gulls.
  7. If a seagull lives by the sea... If a seagull lives by the sea, what do you call a bird that lives by the bay?
    A Bay Gull
  8. Q: What do u call a seagull flying over the bay?
    A: A bagel.
  9. Why did a flock of seagulls never tour in iran? Cause, Iran's so far away!
  10. What is a Seagull's favorite condiment? Grey Poupon

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Seagul One Liners

Which seagul one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seagul? I can suggest the ones about martial and gull.

  1. Why do you never see a flock of seagulls in the middle east? Because Iran's so far away
  2. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
  3. Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay, they would be bagels!
  4. Why did the oil covered seagull get sued? There can only be one goo gull
  5. My 3yo: lets go to the beach and eat seagulls Me: What?!?
    Son: lets eat bagels by the sea
  6. Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?
    A: Steven Seagull
  7. Why doesn't A Flock Of Seagulls perform in the Middle East? Because Iran so far away.
  8. What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel
  9. What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls? You run. You run so far away.
  10. Why do seaguls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay they'd be beagles!
  11. Where did the flock of seagulls go for vacation? Iran, so far away.
  12. What do you call a seagull that's not allowed in the country ? Illegull.
  13. I saw a flock of seagulls today And I ran
  14. A flock of seagulls approach you. What do you do? You run. You run so far away.
  15. Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Seagul joke, Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Cheeky Seagul Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about seagul you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make seagul pranks.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if the lived by the bay, they would be bagels.

My very quiet intern brought this in when I asked her to find a joke a day to share. She couldn't finish telling it without cracking up.

If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay?

A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis c**... style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)

What does a seagull call their significant other?

Bagel

Why do seagulls go to the beach?

Because of the sand, which is there!

Why do seagulls hang out by the sea and not the bay?

Because they're not bagels...

Why do seagulls swim by the sea and not by the bay?

Then they'd be bagels!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because they are bird brains!

Why can't a seagull fly over the bay

Because then it would be a bagel

If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?

Your mom.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels!
Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

a pirate walks in to a bar...

and he has a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a missing eye. The bartender asks him how he lost his leg, so the pirate says he lost it fending off a shark. Then the bartender asks how he lost his hand, the pirate said he lost it in a great battle. Then the bartender asks how he lost his eye, the pirate says a seagul pooped in his eye and he wasnt used to the hand yet.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea..? If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels. 🤣

This joke is corny but my absolute favorite. Has been for many years.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Then they'd be baygulls.

Seagull with diarrheia

Seagull With Diarrhea told another that it barely Made It To Crowded Beach In Time.

One seagull turns to the other...

"did you know that j**... can fit 20 fish in his mouth at the same time?"
"Like Pell-He-Can!"

Seagull mystery

if seagulls fly over the bay, would they be BAY-GELS?

Seagul joke, Seagull mystery