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29 seafood restaurant jokes and hilarious seafood restaurant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about seafood restaurant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Seafood Restaurant Short Jokes

Short seafood restaurant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The seafood restaurant humour may include short seafood food jokes also.

  1. Seafood for thought A man went into a seafood restaurant and asked for a lobster tail. The waitress smiled sweetly and said, Once upon a time there was this handsome lobster…
  2. What's Luigi's favorite dish at a seafood restaurant? It's a Cala-Mario!
    I thought of this joke while I was dreaming one night and laughed myself awake.
  3. Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS? They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
  4. A man went into a seafood restaurant and asked a blonde waitress for a lobster tail. She smiled sweetly and said, * Once upon a time there was this handsome lobster… *
  5. Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions] Just for the halibut.
  6. You guys hear about the fight that broke out at the seafood restaurant? Battered fish everywhere.
  7. Why did the pervert get kicked out of the seafood restaurant? Because she kept trying to feel everyone's mussels.
  8. What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common? Both are good places to find Catfish
  9. I'm thinking of starting an Ayn Rand-themed seafood restaurant... In fact, I've already come up with a name for it:
    > The Virtue of *Shellfish*-ness
  10. So there I was at my favorite seafood restaurant having dinner, and I told David, my favorite waiter, that TONIGHT I wanted my fish exactly how I like my wife... ..."Battered it is, sir."

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Seafood Restaurant One Liners

Which seafood restaurant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with seafood restaurant? I can suggest the ones about seafood and chinese restaurant.

  1. A fight broke out at the seafood restaurant last night Battered fish everywhere.
  2. What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power? A fission-chips shop.
  3. What's the favorite seafood restaurant of the Chinese mafia? Red mobster
  4. I visited a seafood restaurant that just opened up. I love that new gar smell.
  5. I opened an alternative seafood restaurant... You otter try it!
  6. Met a hot waitress at a Seafood Restaurant. She gave me c**....

Seafood Restaurant Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about seafood restaurant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean themed restaurant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make seafood restaurant pranks.

A man walks into a seafood restaurant and was told they had Lobster Tails on offer for $1.

They must be small," he says.
"No, they're normal size," replies the waitress.
"Well they're old then."
"Fresh today," she answers.
"Then I'll have one," says the man, smiling.
The waitress takes him to table and he sits down.
"Once upon a time," she begins, "There was a big red lobster ..."

A man walks into a seafood restaurant carrying a fish under his arm

He approaches the owner of the restaurant and says, Does your restaurant serve fish cakes?
The owner responds, Yes, of course!
And the man with the fish says, Good, because it's his birthday.

Dexter Holland wasn't always lead singer of the Offspring

Long ago he was in the seafood industry. He had a job shucking oysters for a restaurant. Anyway, one day he sees an ad for a competition in oyster shucking, but it is a team challenge. He shows up solo, and knows he won't be let in. His confidence is low at this point, but he still signs up. The attendant notices he only writes down one name, and asks why, to which Dexter replies:
"I'm just a shucker with no shellfish team"

Ordering octopus at a restaurant

A man goes into a restaurant and he orders octopus from the seafood menu. The waiter says that's all right, but he has to warn the guest, it takes four hours to prepare.
"Why does it take so long to prepare octopus? Is it hard to cook?"
"Not really, but the octopuses keep turning down the gas."

A young woman starts choking on her seafood at a restaurant.

The man behind her says "Stand back! I'm a doctor!" and proceeds to use the Heimlich manoeuvre on her.
A whole small fish shoots out of her mouth and the woman finally gasps in a few breaths.
The doctor picks up the fish and says "What's a plaice like you doing in a girl like this?"

A man decides he wants to try the Boston seafood specialty of scrod

A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get scrod around here?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone use the third-person pluperfect indicative anymore!"

Good seafood

A business man was flying back to Boston to attend a convention after having lived in the mid-west for a number of years. He was very much looking forward to having some fresh local seafood. On the way to his hotel in a taxi, he thought that since he had been away for so long that he'd have to ask the driver for a good restaurant recommendation.
"Hey buddy, where's a good place to get scrod around here?", he asked. The driver looked into the rear view mirror and replied, "I've heard it asked a lot of ways before, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."