Seafood Food Jokes
10 seafood food jokes and hilarious seafood food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about seafood food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Seafood Food Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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What is h**...'s favorite type of food?
Not Seafood
What kind of food can't blind people eat?
Seafood.
The other day while scuba diving for seafood it dawned on me that everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,
that's shellfish.
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Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
I went on a seafood diet recently, but it never seems to work out...
I see food, and I eat it.
Another dad joke
Dad: "What's the difference between seafood and pea soup?"
Kid: "Please... please don't."
Dad: "I can see food but I can't pee soup."
Why didn't the bee want crab legs?
He wanted bee-food, not seafood!
Hey, guys! Did you know we're all on a seafood diet?
We see food, and we eat it.
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A guy told me he's on the seafood diet. If he sees food he eats it
The other guy responded, I'm on the seaweed diet. If I see w**... I smoke it.
I went to a seafood diner last night. I pulled a mussell.
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