Sea View Jokes
3 sea view jokes and hilarious sea view puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sea view that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Did you hear about the one where Sailors abroad will randomly view the ocean as full of d**...?
Did you hear about the one where Sailors abroad will view the ocean as full of d**...?
Well I'm here to tell you...
...It is a Fallacy, That the Fella's see, A Phallus Sea.
On the subject of American independence, did you know that the Revolution was initially viewed as a breach of contract?
They heard that the Americans violated the teas and seas.
The Genie With a Price
One day as he was walking on the beach, a man found a golden lamp.
He opened it and a large blue genie emerged from the bottle.
"You have 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double."
The man immediately wishes for 3 million dollars. He goes home to find 3 million dollars under his bed!
Suddenly his ex-wife texts him, "I just found 6 million dollars in my mailbox!".
The next day, the man asks the genie for the largest mansion in Dubai overlooking the sea. He enters his new mansion, but to his surprise, his ex-wife now owns an even larger mansion that sits atop of his with an even better view of the ocean.
The man thinks for a long time.
"This might sound weird but could you beat me half to death?"
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