Sea Turtle Jokes
7 sea turtle jokes and hilarious sea turtle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sea turtle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comedy Sea Turtle Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good sea turtle joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A guy walking to library and asks for a book on sea turtles.
The librarian asks "hard back?"
The guy replies "yeah little heads too."
What do Sea Turtles and l**... have in common ?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a blind sea turtle?
A turtle
What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?
Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.
What do you call a blind sea turtle?
A can't see turtle
That turtle just crawled out of the sea you see!
I guess you could say it's a see-turtle!
What's a sea turtle's favorite food?
Unrecycled plastic.
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