Sea Sickness Jokes

16 sea sickness jokes and hilarious sea sickness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sea sickness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Sea Sickness Short Jokes

Short sea sickness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sea sickness humour may include short sickness jokes also.

  1. Do you know how old I am? I'm so old that I was around when the Dead Sea was just sick. (Told to me by my grandfather)
  2. A man walks up to his friend and says, "I'm getting sick of being single." The friend replies "well there's a lot of sea in the fish.... and that sea is full of men."
  3. The Sea A husband says to his wife:
    " -Honey, you remind me of the sea..."
    " -That's really sweet!"
    " -No, you just make me sick."

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Sea Sickness One Liners

Which sea sickness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sea sickness? I can suggest the ones about sailing and sea captain.

  1. Yo momma is so old.. The Dead Sea was only sick.
  2. Yo mama is so old that ... She knew the dead sea when it was sick
  3. Yesterday, I was feeling quite sea sick, but today I'm doing just swell.
  4. Have you heard about the Dead Sea? I didn't even know it was sick

Sea Sickness Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about sea sickness you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sea creature jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sea sickness pranks.

Man finds a Genie in a bottle

Man walking along the beach finds a bottle, opens it, out pops a Genie
"Ok, great you found me and all but im busy and you get One Wish. Take it or leave it"
"Well, jeez, I always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I hate flying, and I get sea Sick. How bout a highway from San Francisco to Hawaii"
"Are you nuts? Do you know how long a bridge that would be? How deep the pylons would go? Why the Engineering alone would be a Monumental undertaking....Pick something else, pick something else"
"Ok, I want to understand Women"
"So you want this to be a Two or Four lane highway?"

Sweetheart, you remind me the sea.

>Why? is it because of my beautiful blue eyes reminding you the ocean's water?
>I know, it's because of my curly hair, reminds you the waves.
Not really.
>So it's my perfume? reminds you that fresh air near the beach?
>So what is it then?
You make me sick.

A schoolteacher quits his job to become a pirate...

In 18th century America, a schoolteacher decides that he's sick and tired of teaching spelling and grammar to children all day. So he quits his job, sells his house, and plans to become a pirate. He goes down the harbor to buy a boat and hire a crew. Once his crew is ready, they head out onto the high seas, with the captain/former teacher at the helm.
As they sail, they spy a merchant ship on the horizon and start chasing it. As they catch up, the captain tells the first mate to command the crew to start priming the cannons. The first mate sends the message down and the crew readies the cannonballs, prepares the gunpowder, and takes aim at the merchant ship. The first mate runs back up to the helm and says "captain, the cannons be ready!"
The captain turns to the first mate and says "are!"

One wish

A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon an old lamp. Giving it a rub a genie appears and says to him, "I will grant you one wish, what will it be?"
The man thinks then says "Well, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I get sea sick and I'm too afraid to fly over all that water. I wish there was a bridge there so I could just drive over!"
The genie replies "No way! Think of how much material that'd be! How about something else?"
The man thinks again and comes up with another idea. "You know, I've always wanted to know how women think. What they feel and their emotions and dislikes. I wish I could understand women!" He grins and looks at the genie expectantly.
"Two or four lanes?"

Build me a bridge

A man was walking along a California beach and finds a genies bottle, he gives the bottle a rub and a genie appears and offers to grant him one wish.
The man said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid of flying and I get sea sick in boats. Could you build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive there whenever I want?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of the concrete and steel! I could do it but it's hard for me to justify. Is there anything else you would like instead ?"
After much thought, the man said, "Iv'e been married and divorced 3 times and still don't understand women, so I wish that I could understand women."Then, after a few minutes, the genie said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"