Sea Salt Jokes
9 sea salt jokes and hilarious sea salt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sea salt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is Pac-Man's favorite cooking utensil?
A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
[spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt
Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.
A new supermarket opened near me a few weeks ago.
They're trying a new thing: immersion! For example, when you stop by the deli you can smell fresh grass and hear cows mooing, at the fish section you smell sea salt and feel a small bit of spray on your face, and at the fruit stall you can see mist on the apples, and smell fields of oranges and pears.
I don't get toilet roll there anymore.
A clever one from Yahoo! Answers
Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to.
Sea salt makes everything taste better.
Except when you're drowning.
My girlfriend keeps telling me to buy sea salt, even though we can't afford it
So she's just going to have to settle for D salt
Did you know it's i**... to combine sea salt and iodized salt?
They call it aggregated a salt...
Mom makes a dad joke.
I put salt on tomatoes for my mother.
My sister said: "That's a lot of salt."
Me: "Mom loves salt."
Sister: "But I can see the salt."
Mom: "That's because it's SEA salt."
What do you call it when your house suddenly becomes submerged in salt water?
An emergent sea.
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