Sea Otters Jokes
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You can't have Juan ...
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health
From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
Writing a book about a friend that lives with otters by the water
Going to call it "homies otter sea"
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escaped from the zoo?
It was otter chaos
What did the sea otter say to the fish sunning himself on a white towel at the beach?
What's up my nigiri?
What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
I think we should sea otter people.
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