Sea Cucumber Jokes
8 sea cucumber jokes and hilarious sea cucumber puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sea cucumber that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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So there's this mollusk
And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, "With knees like these, who needs anemones!"
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anenomes?
What do you call a vegetable optometrist?
A sea cucumber.
How to tell the difference between a cucumber and a sea cucumber?
Ask it, if you drown - it's a sea cucumber. If you still alive - you're talking to a vegetable.
what did the sea snail say to the sea cucumber?
*nothing they don't communicate the same way you dingus*
I told my girlfriend that she looks like a sea cucumber
It's not surprising considering she's a cucumber.
Um, there's a mollusk, see?
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see?
And he walks up to a sea, well he doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they... I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I... There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
Animal: Sea Cucumber
Description: fat and cu-cumbersome.
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