Sea Creature Jokes

53 sea creature jokes and hilarious sea creature puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sea creature that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Sea Creature Short Jokes

Short sea creature jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sea creature humour may include short sea animal jokes also.

  1. What do you call a friendly immobile sea creature that offers you food and lodging? An amenable anemone with amenities.
  2. Who's the tidiest of all the sea creatures? Personally I think it's the killer whales. They're the best at orca-nizing
  3. When God created the animals, He realized the sea creatures needed more work. They were just beta fish
  4. I lost all my exotic sea creatures And I can't buy them back because I don't have anemone.
  5. Scientists have created a type of brightly coloured sea creatures... When i found out about this I yelled, "oh the hue-manatee!"
  6. What's the saddest sea-creature? abalonely
  7. Where do sea creatures go to work? The offish.
  8. How do you get a sea creature to play music? You tuna fish
  9. What do you call a sea creature that needs a chiropractor? A locked neck monster!
  10. What do you call tiny disabled sea creatures? Ectospasms

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Sea Creature One Liners

Which sea creature one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sea creature? I can suggest the ones about sea life and sea shell.

  1. What do you all a fancy sea creature? Sofishticated.
  2. Around 90% of sea creatures have yet to be discovered. Alright then, keep your sea crits.
  3. What did one mythical sea creature say to the other? What's kraken?
  4. What do you call a sea creature that doesn't waste time? A-fish-in-sea
  5. What sea creature likes knock knock jokes? A Knocktopus
  6. Did you know that the octopus is the only sea creature with tentacles? Just squidding!
  7. what's sea creature makes sure its partner knows they're loved? a cuddle-fish
  8. What sea creature likes to scare you? A shocktopus.
  9. Why won't any sea creatures date oysters? Rumour has it they're shellfish lovers.
  10. What do you call a quiet mythical sea creature? A murmurmaid
  11. Why do sea creatures read the news? To keep up with current events!
  12. What's the most dishonest creature in the sea? The Lionfish.
  13. What's the only sea creature who's as good in bed as I am? The smashdapuss.
  14. What do you call it when people exchange sea creatures? Squid pro quo.
  15. Why don't sea creatures get divorced? Because they can't afford abalone.

Fun-Filled Sea Creature Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about sea creature you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marine life jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sea creature pranks.

One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters.
She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse.
Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.

chunk norris is god

1.Chuck norris killed the Dead Sea.
2.When Chuck norris does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is ...pushing the earth down. ...3.There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Chuck norris allowed to live. 4.Chuck norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 Chuck norris can divide by zero.
6.Chuck norris can judge a book by it's cover.
7.Chuck norris can drown a fish.
8.Chuck norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
9.Chuck norris once got into a fight with a VCR player.Now it plays DVDs.
10.Chuck norris can slam a revolving door

What type of sea creature do Chinese fishermen catch?


What do you call a sea creature that murders people?

A Serial Kriller.

What sea creature is the most self-centered?

A shellfish

What do you call a feminist sea creature?

A seafenenemi. **slaps knee

3.14% of sea creatures...

are 8π.

What is the strongest sea creature?

A mussel!

Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.

The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argument, they decided against them all.
Indian, it didn't even matter.

How do you get a sea creature to sound good?

You tuna fish!

A rabbi was lost at sea when he saw an island in the distance.

The rabbi swims to the island and climbs up onto the beach when he sees a small, round creature roll down the hill. Then another, and another. He goes over and asks one Who are you? The creature responds We're Trids! We just go up the hill, as they point to a hill in the distance, and a giant kicks us down! The rabbi is curious, and treks all the way to the top of the hill, where he sees the giant. He sees Trids being kicked down the hill while laughing hysterically. The rabbi asks the giant, Can I get a kick? That looks fun! to which the giant responds, Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!

How does Santa keep track of the bad sea creatures?

He puts them on the nautilus.

What sea creature would h**... be?


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