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33 sea animal jokes and hilarious sea animal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sea animal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Sea Animal Short Jokes

Short sea animal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sea animal humour may include short sea creature jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the existential crisis at Sea World? Given all the pressure they're under to release their animals, they're fearful of a porpoise-less existence...
    I'll see myself out.
  2. I felt sorry for the sea world animals trapped in enclosures. So I fed them some fish laced with hashish. It felt good to serve a higher porpoise.
  3. When God created the animals, He realized the sea creatures needed more work. They were just beta fish
  4. Here's some dark European humor: what differentiates humans from animals? The Mediterranean Sea.
  5. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home
  6. Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
    The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
  7. If you want something done quickly and cleanly, you just have to pretend to be an animal that swims in the water. Because that's a fish in sea.
  8. TIL a marine animal called 'dugong' is named from the Malay 'duyung', meaning the "lady of the sea", common local names include "sea cow", "sea pig" and "sea camel".
  9. Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
    A: "Look I found deep nuts."

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Sea Animal One Liners

Which sea animal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sea animal? I can suggest the ones about sea life and sea lion.

  1. Why did the vet turn away the injured sea animal? Do not accept if seal is broken.
  2. What separates animals from humans? Mediterranean sea
  3. Q: what's the friendliest animal in the sea? A cuddle-fish.
  4. What would Lebron be called if he was a sea animal? Leprawn James.
  5. Animal Crossing sea bass joke I caught a sea bass! No, wait - it’s at least a C+!
  6. What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
    A red jellyfish.
  7. What's the name of the national Ethipian sea animal? A starvefish
  8. Animal: Sea Cucumber Description: fat and cu-cumbersome.
  9. What do you call an egoistical sea animal? Selfish
  10. What's the wettest animal in the sea? The o**....

Witty Sea Animal Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about sea animal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sea shell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sea animal pranks.

God asked Adam to name the animals

Adam began to invent names, Lion, Tiger, Horse, Cow, Pig…
Then God said, You must name the sea animals, too
Adam was tired already, so he said, Sea lion, Tiger shark, Sea horse, Sea cow, Sea pig…

Even though Sea World is shut down, the animals still need to be taken care of

Obama answers the call for volunteers. On his first day, they assign him to feed the baby dolphins.
As he is doing so, another volunteer accosts him "Our country is in crisis. Don't you have anything better to do?"
He replied "I think I'm serving a youthful porpoise."

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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Here's a joke for people in the EU. What differentiates humans for animals?

The Mediterranean Sea.

One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters.
She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse.
Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.