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Sea Anemone Jokes

22 sea anemone jokes and hilarious sea anemone puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sea anemone that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Sea Anemone Short Jokes

Short sea anemone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sea anemone humour may include short anemone jokes also.

  1. What do you call a friendly immobile sea creature that offers you food and lodging? An amenable anemone with amenities.
  2. So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, "With knees like these, who needs anemones!"
  3. What did the Masochistic starfish say after he broke up with the sadistic sea anemone? "With Fronds like these, who needs anemones!"
  4. I lost all my exotic sea creatures And I can't buy them back because I don't have anemone.
  5. "What's the biggest complaint a sea anemone gets on dates?" "They're too touchy feely."
    "That's gotta sting."

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Sea Anemone One Liners

Which sea anemone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sea anemone? I can suggest the ones about sea animal and sea creature.

  1. If we were at war with sea urchins from Yemen... ... we would have enemy Yemeni anemones.
  2. I thought the sea urchin was my friend but it was anemone.
  3. What do you call the greatest sea flower rapper of all time? An Eminem Anemone
  4. What do fish say when they are playing Call Of Duty? I Sea Anemone.
    Im really sorry.
  5. Nothing unites people like a common enemy And nothing likes sea fish like a com-anemone
  6. What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone? Stop being so closed off.

Silly & Ridiculous Sea Anemone Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about sea anemone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sea life jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sea anemone pranks.

Two fish are in a tank...

...And one fish says "you man the guns, I'l drive!"
(laugh track)
Suddenly, the fish points to the horizon and says "What is that over there?" The other fish then exclaims "That's anemone! I can sea him!"

Hermit c**... have been known to have symbiotic relationships with sea anemones.

The c**... let the anemones ride around on their shells and will even share food with them.
It's a prime example of keepng your friends close and your anemones closer.

A sailor is stranded on a desert island with nothing but palm fronds and sea anemones to live off. Finally when he was recused the rescuers asked why was he covered in anemones with a ring of palm fronds in arms reach. He replies, 'I keep my fronds close but my anemones closer'.

'With fronds like that, who needs anemones?'

I wanted to be friends with...

Hoping to become friends, I started talking to a sea anemone. After a couple minutes of talking, I asked him about his family, and he became hostile.
It was a touchy topic.
*

Um, there's a mollusk, see?

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see?
And he walks up to a sea, well he doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they... I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I... There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
With fronds like these, who needs anemones?