Scythe Jokes
7 scythe jokes and hilarious scythe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scythe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do you call a serious man with a scythe that sneaks around outside people's windows?
The grim peeper.
Headless Bikers
Two old farmers are walking down a road when they hear a motorcycle behind them but are shocked when the driver passes them and the biker is headless. The two men look at each other and shrug. They continue down the road and a bicyclist comes up behind them and he, too, is headless.
The two old men continue to walk down the road, when the one walking along the inside turns to the other one.
You know, Allen, I think maybe you should carry that scythe on your other shoulder
The Grim Reaper appeared beside me when I was chopping some carrots in the kitchen.
He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me....
Very scary, when you are dicing with death.
What do you call a smiling man holding a scythe?
A grin reaper
A man heard a knock at the door so he went to go answer.
When he saw a hooded figure with a scythe on his doorstep, he screamed.
The figure took off his hood apologizing. "I'm a priest, I have come to bless you to protect you from COVID-19! I just have to wear this because of quarantine, I'm not supposed to leave my house. This way no one comes to stop me."
The man was surprised, but let the priest into his house regardless. I mean how often do you find a blessing in disguise?
Me, I like to harvest grains with a scythe.
Though not many people here like those of us who reap oats.
Why did Chicken DEATH cross the road?
To get to the other scythe...
(and a million Terry Pritchett fans sharpen their knives)
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