Scuba Jokes

Funniest Scuba Short Jokes

Short scuba jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scuba humour may include short diving jokes also.

1. SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym. It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"
2. Why did the stingray have a chat with the scuba diver? He wanted to have a manta-man talk
   (I'm so sorry)
3. TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.
4. Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
5. One time, I was out scuba diving when I suddenly heard beautiful voices singing in unison. I was very surprised until I looked beneath me and realized it was coming from a choral reef.
6. I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor the first day at work. Deep down.., I realized it wasn't for me.
7. Did your hear about the alcoholic scuba diver? He was convicted of diving under the influence.
8. BMW and Mercedes used to make scuba gear... ...but eventually BMW was forced to shut down. People kept getting the Benz.
9. What goes in head first and dry and then comes out wet and smelling like a fish? A scuba diver.
10. My wife wants to go scuba diving while I prefer sky diving... We cant find any common ground

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Scuba One Liners

Which scuba one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scuba? I can suggest the ones about underwater and breath underwater.

1. I own a struggling scuba shop ...my business is going under.
2. I hate scuba diving It was the lowest moment of my life.
3. Deep down... ...I knew scuba diving wasn't for me.
4. What do you call a Great Dane wearing a snorkel? Scuba-Doo!
5. I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor I couldn't handle the pressure.
6. I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving... One day I lobster and never flounder again.
7. Why can't bill clinton go scuba diving? He won't inhale.
8. An Expensive Scuba Diving Store in My Town Just Opened It went under
9. With what did the scuba-diver use to cut seaweed? A sea-saw
10. Why don't Scuba Divers make good grades? They are always below C level.
11. What kind of dog likes to swim? Scuba Dooby doo!
12. Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation
13. Why did the welder put on a scuba tank? Someone's got to fix this sub.
14. A scuba diver bends into a bar Sadly, he died.
15. Why do perfectionists not go scuba diving? Because they don't like going under the C

Scuba Divers Jokes

Here is a list of funny scuba divers jokes and even better scuba divers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Dad jokes win Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
  Because if they didn't the would fall into the boat
• What's the difference between a scuba diver and a crane driver? The crane driver uses a bottle.
• The reason why Scuba-divers dive backwards is because they'll just hit their heads in their boats if they dive forward.
• Why do scuba divers (sitting on edge on boat with face towards boat) fall back ? Coz if they fall ahead, they would just get into boat.
• What's the similarity between a scuba diver and a tortured person? They both go underwater.
• Why couldn't the one-eyed scuba diver gauge how far he dove? He had no depth perception
• Did you hear about the scuba diver who had trouble swimming? He was under a lot of pressure.
• Why do scuba divers throw themselves backwards off of boats? Because if they threw themselves forwards they would land in the boat.
• What type of car do wealthy scuba divers drive? The Bends of course.
• How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks? With Barnacles
  (bar nickels)

Scuba Diving Jokes

Here is a list of funny scuba diving jokes and even better scuba diving puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call an actor that scuba dives? Johnny Depth
• I went SCUBA-diving and my equipment malfunctioned. I was so mad... ... it literally made my blood boil.
• Chris Rea just got his scuba certification Diving home for christmas
• I used to have a scuba diving business But it went under.
• What do you get when you go scuba diving with your iPhone 6 The bends.
• I tried learning to scuba dive but I was clearly out of my depth.
• Did you hear about what happened to that scuba diving store yesterday? It went under.

Delightful Fun Scuba Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about scuba you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scorpion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scuba pranks.