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86 scuba jokes and hilarious scuba puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scuba that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Scuba Short Jokes

Short scuba jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The scuba humour may include short diving jokes also.

  1. SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym. It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"
  2. Why did the stingray have a chat with the scuba diver? He wanted to have a manta-man talk
    (I'm so sorry)
  3. TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.
  4. Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they'd still be on the boat. :D
  5. Why do scuba divers always fall out of the boat backwards? Cause if they went forwards they'd just fall in the boat.
  6. Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
  7. Most people know 'SCUBA' is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but did you know 'TUBA' is also an acronym? Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
  8. Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
    Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
  9. S.C.U.B.A.: Self contained underwater breating apparatus.
    T.U.B.A.:
    Terrible underwater breathing apparatus.
  10. SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym... For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

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Scuba One Liners

Which scuba one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with scuba? I can suggest the ones about dive and underwater.

  1. I own a struggling scuba shop ...my business is going under.
  2. I hate scuba diving It was the lowest moment of my life.
  3. Deep down... ...I knew scuba diving wasn't for me.
  4. What do you call a Great Dane wearing a snorkel? Scuba-Doo!
  5. I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor I couldn't handle the pressure.
  6. I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving... One day I lobster and never flounder again.
  7. Why can't bill clinton go scuba diving? He won't inhale.
  8. An Expensive Scuba Diving Store in My Town Just Opened It went under
  9. With what did the scuba-diver use to cut seaweed? A sea-saw
  10. Why don't Scuba Divers make good grades? They are always below C level.
  11. What kind of dog likes to swim? Scuba Dooby doo!
  12. What do you call an underwater dog? Scuba Doo
  13. Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school? Because he was always below a C
  14. Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation
  15. Why did the welder put on a scuba tank? Someone's got to fix this sub.

Scuba Divers Jokes

Here is a list of funny scuba divers jokes and even better scuba divers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • TIL why scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat. Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
    Please don't ban me.
  • Why scuba divers always flip backwards when jumping from boat in water? Because if they flip forward they would still be in boat.
  • Did your hear about the alcoholic scuba diver? He was convicted of diving under the influence.
  • Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water? Because if they fall forwards, they would land in the boat.
  • Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water from the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
  • Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat? If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
  • Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off a boat into water? Because if the fell forwards theyd land in the boat.
  • Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off boats? Because if they rolled forward they would just go into the boat
  • Why do scuba divers dive out of the boat backwards? 'cause if they dive forward they fall in the boat
  • A scuba diver bends into a bar Sadly, he died.

Scuba Diving Jokes

Here is a list of funny scuba diving jokes and even better scuba diving puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • One time, I was out scuba diving when I suddenly heard beautiful voices singing in unison. I was very surprised until I looked beneath me and realized it was coming from a choral reef.
  • I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor the first day at work. Deep down.., I realized it wasn't for me.
  • My wife wants to go scuba diving while I prefer sky diving... We cant find any common ground
  • Why do perfectionists not go scuba diving? Because they don't like going under the C
  • What do you call an actor that scuba dives? Johnny Depth
  • The reason why Scuba-divers dive backwards is because they'll just hit their heads in their boats if they dive forward.
  • I went SCUBA-diving and my equipment malfunctioned. I was so mad... ... it literally made my blood boil.
  • Chris Rea just got his scuba certification Diving home for christmas
  • I used to have a scuba diving business But it went under.
  • What do you get when you go scuba diving with your iPhone 6 The bends.
Scuba joke, What do you get when you go scuba diving with your iPhone 6

Scuba Gear Jokes

Here is a list of funny scuba gear jokes and even better scuba gear puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • BMW and Mercedes used to make scuba gear... ...but eventually BMW was forced to shut down. People kept getting the Benz.
  • Did you hear about the p**... in the SCUBA gear? She was a screw diver.

Scuba Acronym Jokes

Here is a list of funny scuba acronym jokes and even better scuba acronym puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Scuba is an acronym Scuba stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. But tuba is also an acronym. It stands for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
Scuba joke, Scuba is an acronym

Delightful Fun Scuba Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about scuba you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean breath underwater jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make scuba pranks.

Howard and Dale walk into a bar

They sit down at the bar and see people scuba diving on the tv.
"So here's a question" says Howard "How come scuba divers sit on the side of the boat with their oxygen tanks facing outward, and fall backwards off the boat?"
Dale thought for a minute and then said "Thats easy, if they fell forward they'd still be in the frigging boat!"

Why do scuba divers dive backwards?

Cause if they dived forward they would fell on the boat.
Real reason so that the eye and nose masks don't get filled with water on the impact straightforward and the oxygen tanks are heavy and it would exert less strain on the back. A prudent way.
Throwback Thursday Joke
Edited few grammar mistakes.

DIVING WITHOUT EQUIPMENT

Twenty feet below sea level, a diver notices another guy at the same depth with no scuba gear.
The diver goes down another 10 feet, and the guy joins him a minute later. The diver goes below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joins him.
The diver takes out a waterproof pad and pencil and writes, "How are you able to stay this deep without equipment?"
The guy takes the pencil and pad and writes, "I'm drowning, you m**...!"

I used to own a beta fish

It would just sit and watch while I had s**... with the little scuba guy.

I had s**... with an irresponsible scuba diver.

I was in too deep.

Why do scubadivers roll backwards out of the boat?

If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
Credit to my girlfriend and boyfriend. They the real heroes.

The other day while scuba diving for seafood it dawned on me that everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,

that's shellfish.

Do you know what SCUBA stands for?

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
Do you know what TUBA stands for?
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but did you know TUBA is also an acronym? Yeah really. It stands for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

Compliments of Hank Green

Why do scuba drivers roll backwards off the boat?

Because if they rolled forward they would miss the water.

Did you hear that Adelle started a campaign to raise awareness for sea life by reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone while scuba diving 60 ft under the water.

They called it "Rowling in the Deep"

Diving

One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he was not wearing a scuba gear.
The diver went below another 20 ft but the guy joined him a few minutes later.
The diver went below 25 ft, but minutes later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set, and wrote, "How the h**... are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"
The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'M DROWNING s**...".

Scuba joke, Did your hear about the alcoholic scuba diver?

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