Scrub Jokes

8 scrub jokes and hilarious scrub puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about scrub that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover a collection of hilarious scrub jokes from the world of nursing and scrub technicians. Learn how to install, shave and even deal with cubicles in a fun way. Get ready to laugh!

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Unearthly Funniest Scrub Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What is a good scrub joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man is verbally abusive to his wife, but

she always keeps her cool.
He asks her "I'm always so abusive to you, how come you're always so calm?"
"I scrub the toilet" his wife replies
"I don't get it?!" He says
"I use your toothbrush"

A couple is fighting more than usual these last few years...

After each fight the wife goes directly to the bathroom and cleans it. Once they make up the husband ask the wife
Why do you clean the bathroom every time we fight?
The wife looks at her husband, it's not only soothing but I use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet

My sister gave me some of her homemade exfoliating g**... scrub to try. Made with 100% Arabica coffee grounds.

I said I hope it doesn't keep me up all night.

My Mum told me to scrub the floor the other day.

I refused, it was beneath me.

How Do You Get Pink Eye?

Scrub Your Brown Eye

TIFU by stealing my nurse's outfit.

Whoops, wrong scrub.

TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face

whoops wrong scrub

TIL that loofas are horrible to use for washing your body if you leave them in the shower. They build up a bunch of bacteria because of all the dead skin cells left on the them.

Oops, wrong scrub.

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